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Toe the line. Keep on the straight and narrow. Whatever you do, just don't cross it. We don't know what will happen, but everyone keeps saying it. So try to keep yourself going like an arrow with these straight-laced jokes and puns.

A (C)Horus Line

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Via Reddit

Teaching You How to Pick Up Chicks

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By Pinkielicious
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The Best Line

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By YoshiFailing

No Punchline

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Via Adventures of Nan

A Stunning Photo of Bolt Crossing the Finish Line

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By Unknown
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But the Results Are Often Quite Non-Linear

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By URTemplar

Read Until the End. It's Worth It.

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By Unknown

Untitled

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By Unknown
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I Have Money And I'm Going To Die Soon

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By _C_A_T_

It Might Be More Effective WITHOUT the Trucknuts...

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By blobotorian
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