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Toe the line. Keep on the straight and narrow. Whatever you do, just don't cross it. We don't know what will happen, but everyone keeps saying it. So try to keep yourself going like an arrow with these straight-laced jokes and puns.

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The enterprising folks behind "Same Ole Line Dudes" have created a very clever buisness of standing in line for other people for $25/hour. They'll wait in line for you to get an iPhone, go to a Broadway show, or any number of other things.

The company's founder recently spent 48 hours first in line for a new iPhone for someone, made $1000, and had pizza delivered to his spot.


I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure I just found my next gig.

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And what if you're doing your homework with a sharpie? Then the line is decidedly not fine... CONUNDRUM!!!!1!11! - Matty Malaprop

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FENCE LINES there's not a god damn thin you can do about it

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I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop