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The enterprising folks behind "Same Ole Line Dudes" have created a very clever buisness of standing in line for other people for $25/hour. They'll wait in line for you to get an iPhone, go to a Broadway show, or any number of other things.

The company's founder recently spent 48 hours first in line for a new iPhone for someone, made $1000, and had pizza delivered to his spot.


I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure I just found my next gig.

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And what if you're doing your homework with a sharpie? Then the line is decidedly not fine... CONUNDRUM!!!!1!11! - Matty Malaprop

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FENCE LINES there's not a god damn thin you can do about it

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I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop