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Let's be real: parenting is pretty much the opposite of a walk in the park. That's why we enjoy our friend's children vicariously. No, but seriously. Sleepless nights. Questionable hygiene. Pockets full of crumbs. It's all supposed to be worth it, someday, right? Until that moment clicks, or at least until they're able to go an hour with out demanding attention or having a meltdown, we have memes to help us through.

Some of these tweets are out of control. For more Twitter fun, head over to r/whitepeopletwitter.

Parenting is a lot of things, but it sure as hell ain't glamorous. These texts manage to capture the laughs, the exhaustion, and the poopy truths of raising children. We just hope they don't trigger you too much.

We might be going to hell for making innocent kids' shows into dank memes, but at least we get some humor out of it all? In all seriousness though, these are fine to share with your family and friends because we really don't want to actually ruin your childhood! 

Anyway, please enjoy these memes, know as "You Dare Oppose Me Mortal!"

Most humans with senses of humor can appreciate a good dad joke. They'll either make you laugh or roll your eyes - both reactions are strangely satisfying. Dad expert and Twitter personality @thedad has been dropping tweets that exemplify sh*t Dads say, and the rest of the social media site decided to follow in kind. The results will leave you feeling personally attacked whether or not you're an actual father.

Happy Wednesday y'all! Instead of lamenting the dragging of the week, why not have some fun? This batch of memes, tweets, and tumblr tidbits is designed to inject you with what you crave: dumb humor.

We can bet that every single person reading this asked the "Mom-can-we-go-out-to-eat?" question during childhood just to hear her say "no, we have food at home." And course, as these memes suggest, usually the food at home is far less tasty than anything you could've gotten at the drive-thru (especially when your parents aren't the best cooks...).

But in the end, we're secretly thankful that our parents provided us with home-cooked meals as kids, even if those meals tended to be un-sauced spaghetti noodles and a slice of unseasoned ham on the side.

If you've ever been on our site, chances are that you're familiar with our affection for dad jokesand amusing parenting tidbits. James Breakwell's Twitteris a beautiful amalgam of both. We dare you not to smile at these funky tweets.