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Far-right Canadian YouTuber Stefan Molyneux has our vote for the creepiest tweet of 2019. He tweeted on Monday that Taylor Swift should start thinking about having children soon because most of her eggs will be gone before too long at her ripe old age of 29. 

Molyneux then followed up with, "she'd be a fun mom :)" - We don't know about you all, but we really think the smiley face at the end of that sentence amps up the creep factor significantly.

Scroll down for some of Twitter's disturbed and confused reactions to Molyneux's bizarre tweet.

These memes are for the tired. The haggard. The hungry, and the overworked. The parents who might smell like spit-up, and the parents who wake up with goldfish crumbs in weird crevices. These memes are for anyone who's had to say no to a cranky kid, and for anyone raising a picky eater. We salute you, and hope these memes make you feel seen.

Unless you're some sort of psycho, seeing a baby board an airplane (or any sort of public transit for that matter) evokes a sinking feeling in most of us. It's kind of crapshoot how it'll behave, after all. Babies are certainly cute, but hearing them scream and cry for several hours straight is pretty much the worst experience ever. How inconsiderate of them.

The holiday season is here, and you know what that means! The whole family gets together to eat some delicious food, exchange gifts and, of course, listen to more dad jokes than anyone could ever want or need. So here are 18 memes to celebrate the dad in your life!

The holidays can be difficult for a lot of people, and we're about to be in the thick of them. It's important to keep your chin up and try to be at least a little bit positive. These happy memes, wholesome tweets, and cute stories are great for when you need to press pause and remember there are things in this world that are justpure and good. 

We're not sure if kidsare nuts because of their imaginations or if they're just regular people without a seasoned moral compass. Either way, this Twitter thread from @lukasbattleleaves us feeling like our families are very, very normal. From tales of sleepwalking sisters wielding knives, to locking tying a little brother in the basement, these stories are sure to make you laugh - and may very well creep you out.  

If there's one thing kids have no lack of, it's imagination. Hell, they create entire languages with one another. So when @Jon_Bois asked his Twitter followers to share "the most outrageous lie another kid ever told you when you were a kid," the results, while incredibly entertaining, were hardly surprising to us. Of course a kid would tell his friends he spent his absent days fighting Shredder of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fame. And of course people believed him. Imaginative and gullible kids are truly a blessing to the the world. And here's a crap load of their amusing lies in one convenient place.

Kids really say (and believe) the darndest things. As a gullible kid, a friend once told me that she and her father were addicted to shawarma. She said there was nicotine in the meat and that the two of them absolutely had to get their fix daily or they'd become cranky jerks. I believed this for at least a year until my own family took me for some tasty sandwiches. 

While some AskReddit threads can feature dark and unsettling tales from peoples' pasts, this one has proved to be some seriously wholesome respite from our case of the Mondays. And is a pleasant reminder that nobody is alone in believing some seriously weird (or seriously funny) tidbits or ideas.

Anyone with kids will understand these parenting memes on a deep, spiritual level. We get you - raising offspring has to be one of the hardest jobs in the world and you get virtually no gratitude for it. 

Is it all worth it? We have no idea, we were hoping you would...

Get ready for probably the grossest news we've heard all year: rapper TI recently stated that he takes his daughter Deyjah to the gynecologist every year to make sure that her hymen is intact, ie that she hasn't lost her virginity. And get this: she's 18 years old and a freshman in college. Aside from the fact that she's legally an adult, that's a pretty huge breach of privacy.

Everyone on Twitter has been outraged over this news as they should be. 

C'mon TI, that's f*cking gross, man.