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Twitter Users Share What They Once Thought Were Indicators Of Wealth

When I was a kid I thought my peers with Barbie dolls were rich. And people with air conditioners. And I wasn't the only child with a unique idea of what indicated that someone had money. This thread from @cpoliticditto proves that most kids had their own special ideas of wealth:

"My wife grew up thinking that having water/ice dispensers IN THE FRIDGE DOOR was a life goal.  I grew up thinking if you had a basketball hoop with a clear/plexiglass backboard, you were rich.  What are some things you thought were indicators of wealth when you were a kid?" 

The responses are a nice mix of amusing and depressing. While some kids thought that having an attic or a wide variety of cereal meant someone was privileged, other kids thought hot dog buns were a luxury. We've included some of our favorite responses, but there are tons more over at the thread.

Tweets about what kids used to think meant people were rich, wealth, funny, childhood | connectpoliticditto @cpoliticditto My wife grew up thinking having water/ice dispensers FRIDGE DOOR life goal grew up thinking if had basketball hoop with clear/ plexiglass backboard were rich are some things thought were indicators wealth were kid? | Le Ah @lfonten2 Replying cpoliticditto grew up San Diego military housing (old small townhouses) so thought having house with California roof meant were rich dr
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22 Hysterical Snaps Of Kids Having Meltdowns Over Mundane Things

If you're on the fence about having kids, you might want to take a peak at these Snapchat pics, which we think serve as the best form of birth control around. They say parenting is tough, but no one is truly prepared for the multitude of totally pointless meltdowns that will inevitably ensue.

kids having meltdowns over mundane things | He can't get down crying child sitting inside a truck wheel | cooking her eggs instead feeding them her raw small child reaching for the camera
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Times Dumb Kids Were Accidental Comedians

Tiny terrors. Maniacal minions. Kids, while sometimes a total blessing, give us all a run for our money and make insane asylums seem like a sexy vacation. At their worst, their meltdowns can bring us to tears. At their best, they melt our hearts. If we're lucky, they make us laugh with their histrionic tendencies, creative threats, and inventive spelling. This gallery of snot-nosed gold includes all of the above - and might help you laugh away the pain of being a parent.

Funny kids drawings, funny parenting tweets, kid art, inventive spelling, spoiled kids, crazy kids | tweet by Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch Kid my son's class explained she sure he has two moms because he has pretty mom and other mom She described each some detail. Reader, both are. So my daughter ripped her jacket yesterday and I told her wasn't fixing Well this is lil note she left If MY Coat not Fix came home I'm gonna Step on Crack Finish rest
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Parenting Memes And Tweets For Moms And Dads Who Can't Catch A Break

If you're a parent then it's likely you've considered giving your kid up for adoption at one point or another. Well, like, hopefully not actually, but you get the sentiment. Check out some more excellent parenting memes here!

Funny memes about parenting, kids | kid makes friend at park, but now stuck talking parents am uncomfortable dog | After 3,456,358th Mom, look at day OverheardMother
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Fourteen Childhood Memes In Honor Of Simpler Times

These memes are here to help you remember the simpler times of childhood. You know, back when all we had to worry about was which Pokemon cards we were going to trade, or what the school cafeteria was serving for lunch. Check out some '90s-specific memes here!

Funny memes about childhood | Showing up school after doctor's appointment laughing leo mcdonald's happy meal | 7 year old after saying Bad morning teacher Welcome downtown Coolsville.
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Fifteen Dad Memes For People Who Love Dank Corny Humor

These memes are for all the awesome dads who love to make a good old-fashioned corny joke! They're also for people who just love stupid dank memes. Check out even more more parenting memes here!

Funny memes about dads, parenting | My kid: Dad trans So makes My kid: Dad, no transparent | *grass grows 0.17 inches* Dads at 7 .m.:
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Mommy Group Facebook Posts That Range From Cringey To Full Karen

As younger people abandon Facebook for Instagram and TikTok, it seems like we're more aware of all the crazies that frequent the social networking site. Some of the best places to find unhinged and ignorant people are mommy/parenting groups. There's an overwhelming number of Covid-19 nonbelievers, people who do extremely weird sh*t with breast milk, and of course - lots of talk of essential oils. If the children are our future, and they're being raised by these people, we might be more screwed than we thought. 

Funny and cringey FAcebook posts from moms, essential oils, coronavirus, covid-19, anti-mask | Does anyone sneak breast milk into their toddlers food give them an extra boost vitamins have little extra each day and think would help protect against Covid do think? 12 38 Comments O Like Comment sneak my milk into scrambled eggs good whole family lol | Them Follow childless person tells they're "tired"
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Parenting Memes For Those Who Need A Dang Break From Their Kids

Having kids can really change your life for the better. There's gotta be something incredibly satisfying about raising up a tiny human to (hopefully) one day be a good person and make a positive impact on society. That being said, it's totally understandable that sometimes you just need a damn break from your offspring!

Funny memes about parenting | as parent screams "screams higher Citytv | trying have conversation with another adult and kid is behind like: OLearningWithLori Ryan Reynolds in front of an exploding car
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Fresh Parenting Tweets For People With Unappreciative Offspring

Well, hopefully your kids will appreciate all that you do for them when they're older? Yeah, let's go with that. In the mean time, please enjoy these parenting tweets, because we appreciate you. And while you're at it, have some parenting memes!

Funny tweets about parenting | Kids_kubed @Kids_kubed don't know 's worse: My kid deleting an app or him rearranging them all Took 5 minutes just get here 4:49 AM Aug 19, 2020 Twitter iPhone
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26 Devious Lies Parents Have Told Their Kids That We Can All Relate To

As we grow older we start to understand why parents occasionally lie to their kids; 1.) because it's funny as hell, and 2.) because sometimes you just don't have the patience to explain things to someone who will either not fully understand or throw a temper tantrum over it. 

These poor Twitter users are describing the ridiculous lies their parents told them as kids!

26 Devious Lies Parents Have Told Their Kids That We Can All Relate To | Ashley @TheScoop27 Follow Rolled dice at 7yrs age ate some Skittles finally found out NOT deathly allergic candy. THOSE BASTARDS | Beware Dogma @ellelljaytoo Follow #LiesYourParentsToldYou COURSE DONT HAVE FAVORITE love both equally.
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Kids start school again in just a few weeks and things are not looking good. Let's just say, we're really glad that we're not in school anymore...

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Fifteen Parenting Posts For Exhausted Life Givers

Despite what anyone else in the world tells you, there really isn't just one right way to parent your children. Every kid has their own strange quirks, after all. These memes are dedicated to all the tired, frustrated parents who just need to occasionally be told that everything's gonna be okay.

Funny memes about kids and parenting | Little kids tryna make sure see them coughing | grounded my kid and this his @alenwithnojob response. PROGRESS Light ary Av Purbe Xp BU
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