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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 11, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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'My parents (retired) are going on their 10th+ vacation this year:' Entitled parents ask 31-year-old son to move home for a month to dog sit for free, despite it forcing a 2+ hour commute

JR Atkinson

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18-year-old busboy is humiliated by his 25-year-old sister during her 'thank you' speech, so he returns the embarrassment by leaving her wedding early: ‘It’s not glamorous, but I'm saving money for school'

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Family demands sibling sign over their half of a shared property, sibling agrees only if parents give them their house in return, parents refuse: 'They say I should just trust their word'

Bar Mor Hazut

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School sends home a note about packing 'healthy lunches' after mom sends her kid with a slice of pizza: 'Boyfriend is convinced they sent that out because of me'

JR Atkinson

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Son cuts off contact with rich dad and stepsiblings after dad accuses him of not meeting the family standards, claiming he doesn't fit in: ‘Now I'm really done with him’

Bar Mor Hazut

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'Here's a Lunchable and a Pop-Tart and good luck': 25 Back-to-school memes for parents dreading waking their kids up early

JR Atkinson

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16-year-old eldest daughter refuses to babysit 7 younger siblings without proper payment, parents claim they pay her enough by providing shelter, food, and clothes: ‘That is all you need’

Bar Mor Hazut

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‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (September 6, 2025)

Elna McHilderson

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'This is exactly why I'm against large families': Parents force 17-year-old son to share a room with toddler, be responsible for his bedtime routine and criticize him when it goes wrong

JR Atkinson

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Stay-at-home mom books Europe trip to buy herself a $40k horse, husband suggests he and the kids join the vacation, she refuses: 'The kids might spook the horses'

Bar Mor Hazut

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Little girl's dress is ruined after she runs into a stranger and knocks a chocolate cake out of their hands, girl's entitled mom sues the stranger for a new dress: ‘I'm not paying for it’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Parents debate whether rise in competitive youth sports has led to decline in children's physical fitness: 'I hear they're doing tryouts for 3rd graders now'

Emmy Pratt

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30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 4, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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Dad refuses to uproot his kids' lives and move to a different state after his wife decides to move closer to her own kids, forcing her to divorce: ‘I would rather our marriage end than move’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Tired 18-year-old calls off work only to be scolded by 31-year-old sister, who criticizes his work ethic: ‘She kept trying to make me get up and go to work’

Bar Mor Hazut

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