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See what I did there? I made a joke making fun of Americans for being dumb and not reading. Aren't I just so clever????? - Matty Malaprop

KEYBOARD somebody just fell asleep over it

... but can he Heskeep me satisfied? - Matty Malaprop

I'D type that.

CTRL+ALT+DEL-ICIOUS

I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

So one day I was feeling bored and crafty so I went to a secondhand store and bought an old beat up copy of "Chariots of Fire" and I took it home and melted it in my oven after taking a mold of a space bar so that I could replace the spacebar on my computer and transform it into... Space, the vinyl frontier. - Matty Malaprop

What's even more fun? Keep pushing "J" and you'll automagically go to page 2! And then just "K" some and you'll get page 1 right at your doorstep! It's practically so true! Try it today while keyboards exist!

This is not even a weird "J/K" joke attempt!

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