introverts
You said you'd go to bed hours ago 👀
Why do I ever leave my house?
Why can I quote every movie I've ever seen, but I forget someone's name the second they tell me?
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm going back to bed to stay away from you
Social meter is on empty, sorry—try again later.
I want to go out to the bars, but I also really really don't want to
It's just me, myself, and dog
So how long do you mentally prepare in order to leave the house and deal with people?... 24 hours? Cool me too.
And for my next trick, I'll be breaking my own heart by exaggerating my place in other people's lives
All my friends are plants.
Namaste.
Not me spending 2 months recharging my social battery after one Friday night out...
When I say "I'm busy", I mean that I'm 8 episodes deep into my new show and I would rather hang out with them than any real human people.
One day you'll wake up and realize that as an adult, you can just choose to stay home if you don't feel like going out
Every battery needs to recharge sometimes.
I have plans with my couch, a loaf of garlic bread, and Wednesday Addams on Netflix
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