Also known as introverts

No butt sniffing here

I can't go out, I'm sick

There's a long history of pitting introverts against extroverts, and a long history of stereotypes about the two. Introverts are supposed to be shy, boring, and antisocial, while extroverts are obnoxiously the opposite: loud, attention-seeking and annoying socialites. According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, the actual definition of introvert is as follows: “introvert: a person whose personality is characterized by introversion : a typically reserved or quiet person who tends to be introspe…

If you are the sort of person who breaks out into a cold sweat every time the phone rings, or regularly cancels plans because hell is preferable to engaging in small talk with other humans for an extended period of time, then you should take comfort in the fact that you're very far from alone. In fact, there's a whole genre of memes about people like you - people who are perfectly happy being by themselves - and being quiet. @introvertquirks is just one of the many memelords who specializes in…

People suck.

Laugh through the pain

Beware mute people.