Namaste.

Not me spending 2 months recharging my social battery after one Friday night out...

When I say "I'm busy", I mean that I'm 8 episodes deep into my new show and I would rather hang out with them than any real human people.

One day you'll wake up and realize that as an adult, you can just choose to stay home if you don't feel like going out

Every battery needs to recharge sometimes.

I have plans with my couch, a loaf of garlic bread, and Wednesday Addams on Netflix

'I'll let you know' means I'm not coming

Life would be so much easier if I could mark people as spam.

My earphones are always in, whether or not I'm listening to music.

Thank god it's Friday night and I just got paid. Now I can create a crater in my comfy couch while I watch a movie and order takeout. I love that Seamless, Doordash, and Uber Eats allow me to get the food I crave with minimal social interaction. You see, it's not that I don't like people. And it's not that I have a ton of social anxiety. I just need a lot of time to recharge, and prefer hanging out with my friends in intimate situations, without the hustle and bustle of the going-out crowd. I'm…

Dinner starts at 9? Yah, I won't be there

Social batteries run real low sometimes

That sounds like work

What I mean by "OMW" is actually that I'm still cozy on my couch and likely to stay here.

Also known as introverts

No butt sniffing here