Burned By Dad

Text conversation where kid asks dad if they were adopted, dad replies, "No, why the f*ck would I pick you?"
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wendy's twitter roasts away to help establish her place in the world

23 Times Wendy's Went Full-On Savage With The Roasting And Toasting

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Facebook post that reads, "Give yourself the most useless superhero ability;" someone comments below, "Thoughts and Prayers Man"
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Gotta Teach 'Em Somehow

Tweet that reads, "I am starting a charity to teach short people maths. It's called Making the Little Things Count"
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How Ya Like That Ya Tiny Midget

Tweet that reads, "Short person: OMG you're so tall! I bet you play basketball; Me: OMG you're so short. I bet the guilt you felt after Samwise carried you up Mount Doom must have been excruciatingly painful"
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Caption that reads, "Hate when older people say 'You're too young to be tired,' alright Margaret you're too old to be alive but here we are" above a pic of Kermit the Frog
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Got 'Em

Caption that reads, "When someone tries to insult you but you roast yourself on a daily basis" above a pic of Rick from Rick and Morty looking smugly into a mirror
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Caption that reads, "Thought I looked cute as hell today and my boyfriend told me I look like Pinhead Larry" above a pic of a girl wearing a pink jacket and a bow-necklace next to a pic of Pinhead Larry
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Text conversation where Person 1 says, "You aren't gonna believe who is beautiful!" Person 2 says, "Who is?" and Person 1 says, "Read the first two words"
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Oh Snap

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Backhanded compliments and insults from Whisper.

18 Times Family Members Threw Seriously Savage Shade

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Oh Snap

Funny Gordon Ramsay burn about crabs.
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creative and funny unusual insults

A Collection of Creative Insults for Deserved Individuals

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Samantha Bee Put All the Clips of Her Creative Trump Insults Into One Video Thesaurus

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Absolutely Savage


This Was Supposed to Be a Safe Space to Say What I Feel

web comics free speech insult This Was Supposed to Be a Safe Space to Say What I Feel
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