Some insults are just so beautifully poetic that you can't even be mad about them. All you can really do is nod your head and say, "touche" while you stare off pensively into the distance. The following examples demonstrate flawless execution, grace, and poise and we certainly think they're deserving of our recognition!
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The Wendy's Twitter manager isn't the only one with top-notch roasts; sometimes us regular people think of clever comebacks that leave the recipient with third-degree burns. We just hope the following will inspire you to think of your own! And check out Reddit's /r/CleverComebacks for loads more roast-y material!
When you need a good insult, sometimes you need a tried-and-true roast, while other times you may need to go the more creative route - the following tweets are perfect for that. Will people think you're completely insane? Probably, but at least you'll be amused, and that's the most important thing here.
This dank meme was inspired by the Skyrim Skill Tree which, if you're unfamiliar with the game, is its leveling-up system that demonstrates proficiency in a specified skill. In these particular memes, the skill at hand is the "destruction" of one's enemy using the most brutal insults, which we're always here for.
Roasting is a special art form that requires a lot of practiced skill and we salute anyone who's perfected it. And for those being roasted, we salute your willingness to have your appearance and character completely torn apart. Most of us are not nearly that confident and would probably cry tbh.
Have you ever just sat there in the shower and thought, man I really wish I could insultsomeone right now using this innocent-looking bar of soap? Well thank your lucky stars, because now you can! Whiskey River Soap Co. makes hilariously insulting bars of soap (and other products) for your sadistic enjoyment!
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Seriously, who do the Brits think they are to be criticizing an Italian chef of all people?
