Every one of us has someone they just can't stand, and for those instances where you can't avoid crossing paths with that person, we have the perfect insults for you! Clever and also weirdly specific, just how they should be. Thanks to Insult Me Daddy for these eloquently written works of art!
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Some insults are just so beautifully poetic that you can't even be mad about them. All you can really do is nod your head and say, "touche" while you stare off pensively into the distance. The following examples demonstrate flawless execution, grace, and poise and we certainly think they're deserving of our recognition!
It's important for people to strive for creativity in their professional lives and their outside interests. We also firmly believe that it's important to strive for creativity when putting people in their damn place. If you're trying to really get someone good, profanity ain't gonna cut it. You really gotta reach into your vocabulary, get colorful, and use some serious f*cked up imagery. If you're not sure what we mean, just take a gander at these hilarious and savage pics of masters in action.
Whoever runs Wendy's Twitter account has the social media game on LOCK. This time around, they asked Twitter for volunteers to be roasted on the spot, and just like you would expect, they did not disappoint. Some of these are pretty mean, but you can't say that the volunteers weren't straight up asking for it!
Now you know how it feels!!
