When you need a good insult, sometimes you need a tried-and-true roast, while other times you may need to go the more creative route - the following tweets are perfect for that. Will people think you're completely insane? Probably, but at least you'll be amused, and that's the most important thing here.
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This dank meme was inspired by the Skyrim Skill Tree which, if you're unfamiliar with the game, is its leveling-up system that demonstrates proficiency in a specified skill. In these particular memes, the skill at hand is the "destruction" of one's enemy using the most brutal insults, which we're always here for.
Roasting is a special art form that requires a lot of practiced skill and we salute anyone who's perfected it. And for those being roasted, we salute your willingness to have your appearance and character completely torn apart. Most of us are not nearly that confident and would probably cry tbh.
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Seriously, who do the Brits think they are to be criticizing an Italian chef of all people?
Every one of us has someone they just can't stand, and for those instances where you can't avoid crossing paths with that person, we have the perfect insults for you! Clever and also weirdly specific, just how they should be. Thanks to Insult Me Daddy for these eloquently written works of art!
Some insults are just so beautifully poetic that you can't even be mad about them. All you can really do is nod your head and say, "touche" while you stare off pensively into the distance. The following examples demonstrate flawless execution, grace, and poise and we certainly think they're deserving of our recognition!
It's important for people to strive for creativity in their professional lives and their outside interests. We also firmly believe that it's important to strive for creativity when putting people in their damn place. If you're trying to really get someone good, profanity ain't gonna cut it. You really gotta reach into your vocabulary, get colorful, and use some serious f*cked up imagery. If you're not sure what we mean, just take a gander at these hilarious and savage pics of masters in action.
