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Acidwut you did there, sir. And it was far, far better than the awful thing I just did. - Matty Malaprop

Girl from Royal Wedding Picture (Grace Van Cutsem) Totally Looks Like Original Queen of Hearts

Little Grace Van Custem certainly is the Queen of Stealing My Hearts! Yes, I have multiple hearts. They are where I store all of my love you! Each and every one of you! EXCEPT YOU! points You know who you are...

Because Pokémon Black and White are not as ethnically inclusive as they really ought to be. - Matty Malaprop

PROTIP: Attempting to smuggle Cuban Nip into the United States is the antithesis of a good idea. - Matty Malaprop

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Chorizo & Egg Totally Looks Like Fetus

I was hungry, and now I'm not. Weird, right?