Hall of Fame

Hat'stay neoay eryvay ducatedeay igpay, fiay ouyay skaay emay! - Matty Malaprop

And in truth, I probably could not have written a concise, punny post title for this particular image, so I'm still a liar even in my attempt to act truthfully. Well shoot. - Matty Malaprop

I don't particularly want to make a fart joke here, so I'll just point out that every post title on this site today has been longer than the title of each post posted before it. ISN'T THAT JUST SO INTERESTING? - Matty Malaprop

See? I'm not a liar. I'm just not particularly good with sentence clarity. - Matty Malaprop

I know women are allegedly from Venus, but Carly Rae is definitely a person I wouldn't mind banishing to Mars... - Matty Malaprop

There's not a doubt in my mind that a Pokémon-themed lake would in fact be the greatest lake of all. - Matty Malaprop

A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

It took us a while to clean up our act, but now your efforts will hamper ours no longer! - Matty Malaprop

It's a beautiful day for a lunch on the llama! #ThatWasSupposedToBeAPunBasedOnLawn #IAmTheWorst - Matty Malaprop

It's not just kittehs that love captions! ALL THE ANIMALS DO! Check out Animal Capshunz for MOAR!

Ugh, romance. It's always nothing but treble if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

I don't care what anyone says; I'll love Steven Seagal and his body of work until I'm Half Past Dead. - Matty Malaprop

Vader's reaction to "Money": "The force is song with this one." #Rimshot #ThatWasAwful - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps you should see him to the afterlife with some very rigorous mortis? - Matty Malaprop

Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop

And this right here just further illustrates why I have always been and always will be a cat person. Cleaning up moon poo is the WORST.

At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop