Hall of Fame

The hall of fame - the pinnacle of achievement in whatever sport or activity you might participate in, even Tiddly Winks.

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Something tells me this truck's payload was released a bit prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

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I tend to drink specifically to be less tongue-tied... and I feel like this particular quaffable would do nothing to help me accomplish that particular goal. - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop

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You'll know your alarm is going off when you're pulled from your dreams by a blaring, obnoxious buzz. - Matty Malaprop

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Portland's news station KGW-TV inadvertently hit a comedy gold mine during an interview with this local resident who suddenly derails from her witness account to reveal that "the vacuum cleaner man," who is presumably involved in the story at large, has seen her t*ts. "I know that's not going on TV, but it's true. I'm not here to lie to you," she said.

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You literally cannot make these things up. Seen over the skies (and later on the ground) in Florida.

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