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14 Snobby Whole Foods Memes That'll Make You Feel Like The Dirt-Poor Scum You Are

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Straight Ouch

Caption that reads, "Me to my crush: I think I have feelings for you; My crush: ..." above a pic of a shopping center sign that says "Big K"
Via Buff_Blitz123

It's Called Saving

Tweet that reads, "Adulting is putting back the $4.86 pack of chicken and getting $4.66 pack cause that twenty cents adds up"
Via AshleighPopplewell350

It's The *Only* Thing To Do

Pic of a guy lying on the ground next to a broken bottle of red wine with caption that reads, "This is what you must do if you accidentally drop a bottle of red wine"
Via UrBoiNoNo

Bump That Sh*t

Caption that reads, "Me finding the perfect playlist for my four-minute drive to the grocery store" above a pic of a golden retriever sitting at a computer desk
Via Kittyfishbones

Who Do They Think They Are

Caption that reads, "No one: ...; Fish at the grocery store: ..." above a pic of a guy with a deadpan expression lying in a bathtub full of ice
Via whyareyouwearingthatstupidmansuit00


Caption that reads, "When your mom said she'll be back soon but you're next at the cash register" above a pic of a guy sweating and looking nervous
Via roaduardo

Hell Yeah I Do

Caption that reads, "When people ask if I plan on having a kid someday" above a pic of a baby goat in a shopping cart
Via Moxitoxis

So Rude

Pic of a short guy, who represents "Some baby in a shopping cart at the store" looking up at a tall woman, who represents, "Me, minding my own business"
Via psychobeanz

C'mon MOM

Pic of Hugh Jackman, who represents "My mom at the grocery store" laughing and joking with Jake Gyllenhaal, who represents "Her friend from high school;" Ryan Reynolds, who represents "me" is awkwardly standing in the back
Via doodlydoodledumdum

It Had To Be Done

Tweet that reads, "I went ahead and exposed they ass" above a pic of bags of tortilla chips upside-down to expose that the bags are only half-full
Via anlyin

Those Veggies Gettin' So Clean

Tweet that reads, "I love when you're at the grocery store and the veggies are having a shower"
Via LizardLounge


Caption that reads, "'Would you like to donate $1 to help the poor?' Me: 'Lol there is a 90% chance this card is gonna get declined. I am the poor'" above a stock photo of a cashier taking a card from a customer
Via SupaJon


Tweet that reads, "Whole Foods cashier: You have your reusable bags? Me: No; *A wave of boos from shoppers;* *A toddler with a hyphenated first name spits on me*"
Via JamesONarwal

I Scurred

Caption that reads, "When you look down every grocery store aisle twice and still don't see your mom" above a pic of someone hitting a button that says 'scared'
Via JustAWeirdLoser

Grocery Stores Need To Get It Together

American Chopper meme about being at a self-checkout and having the machine say that there's an 'unexpected item in the bagging area'
Via ShawnicTheHedgehog