So many questions. Why was she spray painting her tongs in the first place? Why is she so upset? How is the bug walking away totally fine and looking fly?
Nobody can figure out why a video of a couple of screws just doing a little twirl on a piece of ham is making everyone so happy, but it is. Maybe it's best to just appreciate it and not question it.
What would happen if crowdfunding sites like Kickstarter, GoFundMe, Indiegogo and others were actually honest? They probably wouldn't raise any funds at all.