funny tweets
When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.
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Greetings, travelers. Today we beckon you to join us on an odyssey of fun, humor, general entertainment, and obviously a lot of stupidity. The trip, while fast, offers a feast for the senses. That's right. we're going on a little journey through another delicious gallery of amusing memes and strangely silly posts. This particular batch truly feels as though there's something for everyone. A dash of self-deprecating humor there. Some nerdy stuff here. And it wouldn't be a proper meme dump withou…
Short and sweet.
When I was a teenager, some friends and I were hanging out in a park one evening when we came across a wallet sitting in the grass. We opened it up to see if there was an ID and sure enough, there was, along with sixty bucks. We all agreed to bring it to the local precinct, but first we had a little fun and tossed it in a circle like a football. We briefly entertained the idea of keeping the cash, as any teenager would. But in the end, we did the right thing and turned the wallet in. I think in
Yeah, it's not really quirky
High drama
Surprise, surprise.
It's meme time
If you can conjure up any dusty cobweb-covered memories from childhood, you probably remember how kids hated having to go to sleep. Every night was a dramatic power struggle between my parents , myself, and consciousness. Eventually I would succumb - but not before asking the most inane and convoluted questions possible as a sort of stalling tactic. Things are different as an adult. I would like to be sleeping most of the time. If you're sleeping, you're usually not feeling pain, sadness, or a…
Servers are the unsung warriors of the restaurant industry . On top of being expected to maintain an impeccable memory under extreme pressure, servers have to swallow their pride and put on a smile while taking abuse from unreasonable Karens, splitting checks between dozens of drunk college students, and making sure glasses are never empty. And what do servers get in the end? Just enough tips to pay the rent and years of stress dreams about serving to look forward to. When @roastmalone_ tweeted…
It all starts with Legolas.
Nice try.
Who knew math could be funny
Let the memes take over your phone
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