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Greetings, fellow denizens of the online realm! Are you tired of aimlessly scrolling through your social media feeds, only to come across trite and uninteresting content? Fear not, for I have taken it upon myself to curate a compilation of the wittiest, most amusing, and relatable tweets that the internet has to offer. As someone who spends an exorbitant amount of time perusing the vast expanse of the world wide web, I have spent a lot of time trawling Twitter to unearth the most entertaining a…

It's common to regret things we say from time to time, but making a mistake in a conversation or sending an embarrassing message in a group chat is nothing compared to the potential horror of posting something on the internet that you deeply regret later. Justine Sacco's infamous tweet is a reminder that deleting a cringeworthy post may not be enough, as it could already be too late. It's important to remember that anything you say or post on social media, including revealing photos or comments…

Damn, y'all. The birds are chirping! The sun is shining! Somehow, in the distance, we can hear a whisper of hope: A whisper of happiness to come. While Spring might have started springing , there's just one problem: It's still Monday, we're still stuck inside, and boy, do we hate our jobs. These metaphorical shackles do their best to keep us cooped up on beautiful days, destroy our morale, and, of course, make us cranky AF. But we gotta pay the bills, so we're clocked in and coffee'd up. To pro…

Tweets are now a precious resource

Remember when you first heard Billy Corgan sing "The world is a vampire?" Or are you Gen Z? Either way, the Smashing Pumpkins were right when they penned the tune back in the mid-'90s. It's really quite mind-boggling how little some things have changed since the advent of the grunge era. We are still feeling doomy as hell, hating the government, and feeling frustrated by the lack of opportunities presented to us and the rest of the non-billionaire class. If any music could capture our dissatisf…

Everybody has little phrases that they pick up. Even if you're not a recurring character in a popular situational comedy , you're bound to develop a catchphrase that your friends come to know you by. I am literally addicted to talking like a weirdo, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Here's a list of some of the words I use every day of my life: gorg, gorgina, diva, fierce, werk, and mama. Basically, I talk like a cartoon character. My vocabulary goes beyond an exaggerated gay lexicon. I als…

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Has internet humor ruined us? Have memes over the years become increasingly incomprehensible to the point where the only thing we're laughing at is our ability to understand them? What does a smirking Wojak even mean to a 70-year-old man? Most likely nothing, but that's okay. If you agreed with those sentiments, I invite you to think a little bit and reevaluate. All forms of humor are subjective. Just because I can pull up my Twitter feed and understand, hopefully, 75 percent of the memes that…

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