Too funny!

The trailer is out and the takes are hot

"You haven't seen 'Barbie Nutcracker'? You don't know BIBBLE??? Ok fake fan."

on my puter

Legally bound to love each other

Everybody's doing it

He just described my summer plans

The most understated way to laugh

Let him rest

"Caring Bath" must be a body lotion

Take the edge off

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Yummy

Who needs a boyfriend when you've got Ranch?