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It's so lame that everybody's so bored all the time. We've got unlimited access to knowledge through our public libraries, and yet we seek out none of it. We could watch whatever we want on the internet, yet we rewatch our dumb favorite YouTube videos over and over again with diminishing returns every time. We've got the world at our fingertips, but we don't care enough about the world. Why? It's because we're tired. We spend all day working to make money, exercising our brains to figure out th…

I remember the first time I ever watched the 1957 Sidney Lumet classic 12 Angry Men . I was in my high school Speech class, and instead of dedicating the entire class period to us watching this movie, my teacher just put it on while we did other work and talked. Naturally, I didn't really get much from this viewing experience, if you can even call it that. I can't think of a worse way to convince kids to want to watch this movie. It makes it look like the most boring movie ever. Luckily, that w…

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If you're one of the millions of people who were born before the ubiquity of smartphones, you might feel like you're getting old when you go online. When I scroll through TikTok, and I see countless videos that are ⅓ Family Guy clips , ⅓ ASMR slime video, and ⅓ Subway Surfer gameplay, I wonder if I'm out of touch with the youngest generation of online users. Luckily, I don't think that the millennials and elder Gen Zers have anything to worry about. We were lucky enough to grow up during a time…

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