funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Advertisement
Funny tweets about a 'Long Furby' that a guy's wife made for a friend's birthday | I love my wife very much, but over the past few weeks she has been making a long Furby for a friend's birthday and it has made living here very uncomfortable | MOMENT UNDERSTOOD WEAKNESS MY FLESH THEWNE DISGUSTED

Creepy 'Long Furby' Is Terrifying Twitter Users Everywhere

Funny random memes and tweets | and group friends are pale AF and burn very easily @zacsaffron crowd on bleachers sitting along a single column of shade | she thinks she looks like she looks like my eyes fancy burger vs ugly burger

Twenty-Seven Funny Memes For When Life Gets Dull

Advertisement
Funny random memes, relatable memes, silly memes, dumb memes, mom memes, cat memes, cats, felines | are talking mom on phone Ok Ok. Ok Ok | jon drake @DrakeGatsby Going Boulangerie croissant like bonjour

Scroll-Worthy Memes For The Bored Masses

Funny medieval meme, tweet about people getting stabbed and not caring | ruby @roobeekeane my new favourite genre is people in medieval manuscripts who've been stabbed but simply do not care

This Is Fine

funny random memes and tweets, dank memes, spicy memes, harry potter, lord of the rings, star wars, gaming memes, relatable memes | S(he) s(hit) (her)self 14 year old girls: crying cat | she's windgardiuming leviosa and she gives old swish and flick Harry Potter

Thirty-Seven Slightly Spicy Memes & Tweets

Advertisement
funny tweet about advertising in march 2020 vs advertising in august 2020 | Ben Rosen @ben_rosen MARCH COMMERCIAL: during these uncertain times, we're thinking of you and your family AUGUST COMMERCIAL: look you might as well catch it at burger king

How Quickly Things Change

Funny random tweets | Peaches, and best SeauxCocoa Americans be so proud working themselves bone, right into an early grave. Meanwhile other countries take naps middle day. 4:35 AM 8/5/20 Twitter Android

Twenty-Two Fresh And Funny Tweets For Bored Eyes

Funny random memes and tweets | Spongebob and Sandy cloud gazing your crush not you | Leonardo Dicaprio chuckling in Django Unchained tapping someone on the left shoulder but being right

Twenty-Nine Random Memes For Those Who Like Not Being Bored

Advertisement
funny meme about batman and space jam | Kibblesmlth @kibblesmith Hear me out. If Batman is canonically about 32 then he was born in 1986. And if his parents were killed leaving a movie theater when he was ten years old, then there is a very real possibility that they were seeing Space Jam.

That Would Be Amazing

funny tweets from jurassic park updates | Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK have decided cancel today's dinosaur talent show after every single dinosaur wrote down "unthinkable chaos" as their talent

Twenty-Four Gems From 'Jurassic Park Updates'

Funny random memes | finally confront person who is ruining life small birb bird looking in the mirror | feeling smart enough know awkward are, but not smart enough know not be awkward. ar+h 2a NT confused math lady

Thirty-Two Stupidity-Filled Memes And Tweets

Advertisement
Funny Twitter meme about being on a date with a houseplant | An English Human @English_Channel [on a date with a houseplant] Me: everything ok? you hardly touched your dinner. Houseplant: Yes, I'm just eating light

Ba-dum-tss

funny tweets and tumblr posts about embarrassing and awkward conversations and situations | R @RyanLangdon_ elevator doors opened up and guy walked elevator just and him there and he said love And not rude so said love too He gave weird look and pointed at his Bluetooth. | unclewhiskysrevenge So MEANT say "oh crap left my phone my car but ALMOST said oh no left my cone my phar and damn, wouldn't have been embarrassing, but caught myself, and ACTUALLY said Ah, my fart cone So anyway

Twenty-Four Tales Of Amusing Awkwardness

funny random tweets | randy @randypaint wife: lets role play. u be michael cera idk kinda nervous wife: omg. ur nailing 6:05 PM 2020-07-31 Twitter iPhone 547 Retweets and comments 6,443 Likes

Super-Fresh Tweets For Entertainment Purposes

Advertisement
Funny random memes and tweets | Cheetah and her cheetos mama cheetah and her cubs | Nobody: My cat crack open door cabbagecatmemes Adios cat skateboarding into a wormhole

Thirty-Five Random Posts For Optical Consumption

Funny random memes, covid-free memes | MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 [After leaving Willy Wonka's factory WIFE WIFE WIFE: Lot deaths LOT deaths tour! | IS TIME GO. Were good meme? wait im supposed ask guys NOO dancing pallbearers carrying the grim reaper in a coffin

Fifty Covid-Free Memes Because We've Had Enough