funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny meme about cosmetology.

Me IRL

Tweet that reads, "Shoutout to the guy making announcements at my gate. He said, and I quote, 'Now boarding Group A as in applebottom jeans and Group B as in boots with the fur'"

A True Hero

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Caption that reads, "My fiance calls this painting at Panera 'Obama having a meal with various stages of Michael Jacksons" above a painting of several people sitting around a table eating bread

Can't Unsee

Tweet that reads, "Why does every male model on ASOS look like they've just bumped into the girl they've been ghosting" above pics of three male ASOS models looking slightly nervous

Ohhh...Hi

Tweet that reads, "My favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town"

Get Outta Here

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Shower Thoughts tweet that reads, "The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start"

Mind Blown

Tweet that reads, "22 is actually just the weirdest age. I don't know what's going on, what I should be doing, should I have a full-time job? Is it okay not to? Should I go back to school? People have kids, but then others are still at frat parties. I have ten dollars. I just am highly confused"

We've All Been There

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Surprise!

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Tweet that reads, "Gonna need you finish your story real quick so I can tell you how the same thing happened to me, but it's more interesting 'cause I'm in it"

Embarrassed To Admit This Is True

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Tweet that reads, "I'm just a girl, sitting in front of a computer, holding a phone, which is open to the same website as the computer I'm sitting in front of"

Preeeetty True

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Tweet that reads, "For someone who didn't start a fire, Billy Joel sure is defensive about it"

Seems Fishy...

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Tweet where someone says 'Good morning' to a nursing major and the nursing major goes off about how much studying they have to do

Calm Down There Buddy

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Tweet that reads, "I love when you're at the grocery store and the veggies are having a shower"

Those Veggies Gettin' So Clean

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