funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweets about how Assyrian tablets look like cereal | oldeuropeanculture @serbiaireland Anyone hungry? A bowl Of 4000-5000 years old Assyrian tablets, with letters, contracts and receipts... I will eat the forbidden bowl of Chex | gonna make some cereal using the forbidden sarcophagus juice & the prohibited wheaties

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Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Political Memes, Funny Tweets, Supreme Court | Amy Coney Barret holding up a notepad with a drawing of Garfield with boobs | LIVE 3:01 pm ET Jared Keller W edbeter Folowing If dog wore pants would he wear them like this like this? or 31 54 U.S. SENATE BUDGET START HEALTH CARE LAW REPEAL SEN. BERNIE SANDERS C-SPAN2 Vermont C-span.org Budget Committee Ranking Member

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Funny tweets, twitter reactions to the bachelorette, clare crawley, chris harrison | bachoholic @bachOholic Every drunk girl at the bar #TheBachelorette GIF definitely feel like just my husband. summer @sumsumdel clare when dale got out of the limo #TheBacheIorette next thing knew i was pregnant

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Funny Tweets, Twitter Memes, Twitter, Dank Memes, Animals, Pets, Cats, Plot Twists | Eric Schmidt @TalkingSchmidt You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I've been through | Dad got some bad news. Kitty has been missing since last night mom drove neighborhood just now, she found her street near house mom is pretty emotional so please reach out can and offer support. Oh no. So sorry hear this Sister Man. Just got off phone with her-she's definitely very broken up about Give her

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funny tweet Joey 4 @joeygllghr Country music: I'm going to live and die in my hometown :) Pop punk music: I'm going to live and die in my hometown :(

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Funny tweets about X-men and superpowers, professor x, weird twitter, twitter meme | Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt Professor X: what's your super power? Me: impersonation Professor X: oh really? Professor X: yes Spooky Skoog @Skoog Professor X: what's your power? Me: super strength Professor X: that's great Me: but only when i'm really horny Professor X: oh? Me: [stares him directly in the eye while i lift an entire bookcase] Professor X: oh..

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Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Hilarious Memes, Funny Tweets, Relatable Memes | Ebrahim Aseem @EbrahimAseem Instead asking pic her body ask pic book she's reading. Buy text her pic Have book club date converse. Turn pages her mind. iMessage Today 4:19 PM Good morning beautiful book are reading today book are reading, so can read together <3 Delivered Bitch ain't reading book | Bride leaves empty seat her dead son, can't hold back tears she sees who shows up O Goodfullness

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Funny memes and tweets about coronavirus and people not wearing masks | No Masks One Mask Two Masks | Arjun Arya, MD, MSc aryadoctoryet PSA: if worried about C02 accumulation masks, our climate crisis is going blow mind

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Funny random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, funny memes | People tilt their controllers drive curves better People who press button harder fight better People who say ow they get hit game megalodon eating a shark eating a diver | ING charlesoberonn: mikleos: burge 12 hours, there're no food regulations, everything is legal.

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Twitter reacts to the casting of Gal Gadot as Cleopatra in Paramount Pictures production, funny tweets, zionism, whitewashing, africa, egypt, casting news | izzy @selsringz Paramount pictures casting Gal gadot as cleopatra has the same energy as this Our textbooks really had this on 10 Gal Gadot has been cast as Cleopatra. It is rumored the casting director used advanced 3D modeling technology to depict what Cleopatra may have looked like. Britney Spears

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Funny response to how it started how it ended tweet, twitter meme, christmas tree | How it started: Traducir Tweet How it ended: @donynurillo TonyTM En respuesta a @Autie_Radig I am very sorry to hear your boyfriend turned into a Christmas tree, it happens to the best of us

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Funny clever and witty tweets, boredom, jrr tolkien, donald trump, halloween, spooky season | Dropped Mike @rebrafsim If carve pumpkin September 's called premature ejackolantern won't be taking questions

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Funny and cringey memes about pyramid schemes | interesting Today 12:19 p.m. Hey girl, have ever tried essential oils before feel like 's something totally jibes with personality Hey girl! Have ever shown an interest my life or my personality beyond trying hawk MLM products | hey see love coffee! if Y cOuld just suit+ch ur coffee and lose 10-30 lbs would looking few product models who will get use my discount! are interested 12:45 PM rather crap my hands and clap no need be rude hun Blocked

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Funny random memes for wasting time, relatable memes, office memes, dank memes, funny tweets | friend: omg had dream where married my crush my dreams: Shutte Ste Here's child car flying and cat holding a naked man in a basket | Leonardo Dicaprio wasn't always meme, he an actor too sure grandma let's get bed DAD

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Funny tweet from uno | UNO @realUNOgame You cannot play a +2 on a +2. Kraigar stan account a @Wagner... Replying to @reaIUNOgame Thank you for the cards but we'll take it from here

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Funny Tweets, Funny Memes, Twitter Jokes, Funny Jokes, Clever Tweets, Twitter | sarah TMASER @softbithc moons fucking massive tonight wtf banana reflecting in windshield | Ron Iver @ronnui_ There's saying "never be smartest person room" and live by those words comes very naturally

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