funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Tweet that reads, "Ladies, if he: never texts you back, always interjects with unsolicited advice, reads your personal documents, constantly tries to help you format paragraphs, is a sentient paragraph...He's not your man, he's Clippy the Microsoft Word Office assistant"

He's Sneaky

funny dumb memes

40 Dumb Memes That Serve No Purpose Other Than Comedy

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Meme about dipping pizza in milk.

Somebody Call 9-1-1

Funny meme about using chip card, tweet, twitter.

Every Damn Time

Funny random memes.

23 Funny Memes & Tweets That'll Get You Giggling

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funny tweet about animal shows.

Nature Is So Cruel

Tweet that reads, "You know when you're a fast walker and the guy ahead of you is fast too but only 90% as fast as you, so you MUST pass him, but to pass him you have to walk comically faster than your normal speed, or else you'll be in his personal space too long as you pass? That's annoying"

Oddly Specific But Accurate

Funny tweet about all i want for christmas is you.

Wow

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Caption that reads, "Bro I had to be the dumbest preschooler out there" above a pic of a piece of paper with a bunch of misspelled shapes on it

Not Dumb, Just...Creative?

Twitter user tweets at Tesco asking why their dog shampoo has turned his dog pink, above a pic of a pink Labrador

I Don't See A Problem Here

Tweet that reads, "[Funeral] Me: Do you mind if I say a word? Widow: Please do; Me: *Clears throat* Plethora! Widow: Thank you. That means a lot"

#DadJoke

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Reductress tweet that reads, "Dermatologists hate her! This woman is really mean to dermatologists!" above a stock photo of a woman

She Follows These Five Simple Tricks!

funny pics, funny memes

32 Lol-Worthy Memes That'll Bring On The Laughs

Tweet that reads, "One time my phone went off during the ACT but the good news is I had set my ringtone as a recording of me sniffing and clearing my throat...nobody suspected a thing. This is proof that standardized tests don't measure intelligence because that was smart AF and I got a 12;" someone replies, "This was absolutely wild from start to finish"

Genius

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Funny random memes and shitposts.

32 Silly Sh*tposts That'll Get You In The Holiday Spirit

Funny tweet about comic made by woman's kid.

A Masterpiece

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28-year-old cuts off financial support to his parents after 3 years of paying and putting his own life on hold: ‘I’ve been living paycheck to paycheck just to keep up with helping them’

28-year-old cuts off financial support to his parents after 3 years of paying and putting his own life on hold: ‘I’ve been living paycheck to paycheck just to keep up with helping them’

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Frugal 34-year-old refuses to pay for a $11k luxury senior facility for his parents, protecting his future by setting financial boundaries: ‘They are choosing a lifestyle above what their finances support’

Frugal 34-year-old refuses to pay for a $11k luxury senior facility for his parents, protecting his future by setting financial boundaries: ‘They are choosing a lifestyle above what their finances support’

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Retired couple allow 6 and 9-year-old neighbors to use swimming pool, end the arrangement when mom requests to host daughter's birthday party there: 'They need to consider getting one of their own'

Retired couple allow 6 and 9-year-old neighbors to use swimming pool, end the arrangement when mom requests to host daughter's birthday party there: 'They need to consider getting one of their own'

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