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14 Spicy Headlines From 'The Onion' That Just Speak To Us

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Headline that reads, "Man Sues McDonald's for Still Being Depressed After Eating Happy Meal"
Via BasicPotatoes
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Metal

Headline from The Independent that reads, "Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence, breaks human's arm, and swims to uninhabited island where she still lives"
Via JamesONarwal

Can't Be Too Sure About That

Headline that reads, "NC man arrested for stealing five pounds of baby powder from CVS" above a mugshot of a guy covered in baby powder
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Millennials: The Generation Killing Stuff Since 1980

A whole bunch of headlines blaming Millennials for killing various industries
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You Know Kanye Had To Do It To 'Em

Headline that reads, "Kanye Scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team"
Via orangemoon3000

'Don't Mind Me Over Here!'

Onion headline that reads, "Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He's Carrying at Once"
Via kevinhint
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Seems Like A Setup...

Headline that reads, "Don't kill that spider in your house. It's unlikely to bite you and is good for the environment" under the caption, "Did a spider write this"
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He Tried And That's All That Matters

Headline that reads, "Man on LSD Saves Dog from Imaginary Fire"
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Look, We Both Know I'm Gonna Get The Same Thing I Always Get

Onion headline that reads, "Man Forced to Come Up with 45 Seconds of Facial Expressions While Waitress Lists Off Specials"
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Introvert Probs

Sarcastic headline that reads, "Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For"
Via LoveMyZ

Technically He Wasn't Wrong

News headline about a man who stripped naked at a Planet Fitness because he thought it was a 'judgment-free zone'
Via nastynatew

When A Tortoise Gets More Action Than You

"Diego the sex-mad tortoise has single-handedly saved his species from extinction"
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