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Oh look, Millennials are back at it ruining everything! A new survey conducted by Porch and tweeted out by Now This News claims that Millennials might be the worst generation at cooking ever, and that nearly 40% don't even know what a butter knife is. Additionally, only about 40% know how to carve a turkey. The horror.

Porch surveyed 750 people of all ages, asking them if they considered themselves to be "good cooks" - just over 60% of Millennials answered yes, while well over 70% of Baby Boomers said the same.   

Many on Twitter have pointed out that the reasoning and methods used by the surveyors is heavily flawed - it's almost like hating on Millennials is all just a big marketing ploy to distract us from real problems! Lol nah, that can't be it...

Refinery29 probably made a bad call with publishing this article in their series entitled Money Diaries, which chronicles how the Millennial woman budgets her "hard-earned" money. In this particular installment, R29 interviews a 21-year-old college student and marketing intern living in New York City who makes $25 per hour and can somehow still afford to have a little extra cash left over after she pays the bills.

Sounds like a pretty typical Millennial life, right? Well sure, until you learn that said marketing intern has rich parents who pay her rent, phone bill and health insurance costs. Needless to say, the internet is absolutely raging about this spoiled rich girl's lavish lifestyle.

Residents of Florida really make it easy to make fun of the sunny southern state. We mean no disrespect, but these Florida Man headlines and dragging memes are endlessly entertaining. Florida is kind of like that little brother that you love but can't help but poke fun at. If you like these memes and headlines, follow @floridapeoplegonewild. The account is a veritable treasure trove of hilarious insanity.

If you love memes as much as we do, then you'll definitely appreciate this roundup of random memes. Hell, even if you don't love them as much as we do, you'll probably still enjoy viewing these for a little chuckle. It's certainly a nice way to break up your boring day!

If there was ever an appropriate time to utter the old Southern saying "bless your heart," it's right now. It's probably safe to say that most people in the English-speaking world are familiar with the troll-y ways of publications like The Onion or Clickhole, yet some naive souls, like the following, never got the memo. It's totally okay to laugh now and feel sorry for them later.

If all of the stereotypes and headlines are true, then Florida has to be the most bizarre place on planet earth. On the bright side, it's produced some wonderfully strange memes that we can all scratch our heads at. And if any Floridians are reading this, can you please explain to us WTF is going on in your state?

Obviously stereotypes aren't always true, but at the same time there's really no doubt that weird stuff does happen in Russia. From silly photos of Putin terrifying people to WTF Russian news headlines, we've got what you crave here. We're pretty confident that Russia memes and jokes will never get old.

As everyone knows, Millennials are verifiably the worst generation in the history of humanity, and these memes prove it.