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These extremely amusing headlines are a far cry from investigative journalism, but we are definitely completely engaged. It's amazing to see the kind of crap that slid by the attention of "editors" during the heyday of print. These headlines will make you laugh, face-palm, and maybe even smile at their sheer stupidity. Happy reading!

These headlines aren't quite at Florida Man levels of insane, but they certainly are up there. We just want to know who allowed these things to be put into print. Either these publications have incredibly negligent editors, or the writers were just having a little fun trolling the masses - or perhaps both.

We've asked this before and we're gonna ask it again: what the actual f*ck is in Florida's water supply? Like, is it some sort of radioactive sh*t? Florida Man might as well be the name of a superhero at this point - a superhero that does absolutely nothing useful but entertain us.

Florida, this is why we can't have nice things. You just keep effing it up for the rest of us good law-abiding citizens who just want to go about our days without reading 150 ridiculous headlines about whatever Florida did this time. Totally kidding, we love reading about the weird sh*t that goes on there so keep it coming!

Thank God for The Onion and other brilliant satirical publications like it. While their headlines are certainly always hilarious, the icing on the cake is always those who take the bait and believe every word. Do we feel moderately bad for people who fall for the satire? Sure, but we also appreciate the hell out of them for providing us with endless entertainment!

There are some things in this world that are just meant to go together: peanut butter and jelly, chips and salsa, and perhaps the most iconic: Millennials and avocado toast. Or maybe Millennials and participation trophies, or Millennials and entitlement. Either way, in honor of National Avocado Day we felt it would be appropriate to bring you some Millennial and avocado-related memes for the occasion!

As everyone knows, Millennials are verifiably the worst generation in the history of humanity, and these memes prove it.

These ridiculous news headlines might actually give Florida Man a run for his money! Well, maybe we shouldn't get ahead of ourselves here, but they are indeed pretty WTF-worthy. Take a look!

Print is either dead or has been on the verge of death for years, and while it's certainly a tragic loss for those of us who prefer "analog" news, we're starting to realize there are benefits to focusing on web publishing. Especially where editing is concerned. These spicy newsprint blunders are a huge argument for making the switch from paper to glowing screen - if only for the ease of editing some of these seriously questionable errors and choices.

We already knew that Australiais an incredibly bizarre place full of strange accents, rampant use of the C-word, and "Macca's." This tabloid, Northern Territory News, definitely isn't helping to mitigate those stereotypes, but at least we get some entertainment out of it! 

We think Australia kind of puts Florida to shame in the WTFdepartment, so we halfway expect to see "Australia Man" news headlines on the reg here pretty soon.

Most of us are familiar with the satirical stylings of "news" sites like Clickhole and The Onion that bring us that hilarious political and social commentary we all crave from time to time. Unfortunately however, some poor dummies just never got the "fake news" memo. 

The following are those people...