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Brainiacs Who Did The Math For The Sake Of A Joke

High school math teachers are always talking about how wonderful and useful algebraic equations are, but I bet if teachers told their students they could use math for epic punchlines or to totally own people online, the kids would pay closer attention in class. Whether you're a huge math nerd or you love to see people drop witty comments they obviously spent way too long crafting, you'll surely be into these internet moments of smartassery. r/theydidthemath is a goldmine of mathematical zingers, so be sure to check out the sub.

math, funny memes, reddit, facebook, twitter, funny comments, owned, memes, smart people, smartass, knowledge | average kitchen sponge weighs around 2oz weight teddy bear is around 10oz. 2 bears plus bar (let's assume plastic) is ballpark 22oz s 11x's his body weight. Average male weight is 197lbs. x11 2,167lbs ya boi just cleaned seconds after waking up | Louis Bosley added 42 new photos album Salcombe Exam leave. Saturday at 5:05 pm t 14 boys/31 gallons budweiser/5days Like Comment Share Liv
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Woman Leaves Husband In Grocery Store For Literally Acting Like A Toddler

We all get comfortable in relationships and say some cringe things in jest, but some people take it wayyy too far. A distraught woman asked Reddit if she was the asshole for leaving her husband in the grocery store after he quite literally acted like a toddler and demanded ice cream in a baby voice. OP u/smallslicedskin further explained that this wasn't an isolated incident. Apparently, her husband had been incessantly using meme-speak like 'doggo,' 'pupper,' 'chicky nuggies,' and 'birb' for months. The bizarre affectation that had been driving OP bonkers caused her to finally snap in the grocery store and subsequently turn to Reddit for help. Scroll down for her story and some of the best responses in the thread

aita, am i the asshole, reddit, thread, funny comments, cringe, fail, facepalm, embarrassing, relationships, marriage | AITA leaving my husband grocery store because he started acting like toddler all go through phases and pick up annoying habits, and sometimes just need our loved ones gently tell us if picked up particularly egregious habit. Sometime last year, my husband has picked up habit where he talks like baby. At first funny, but passed into embarrassing, cringeworthy behavior quickly.
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20 Clever Comebacks & Brutal Burns

Some people never learn that if they say something stupid on the internet, chances are someone out there is going to destroy them with words, screenshot the exchange, and then immortalize that moment forever on Reddit. Not gonna lie, we love to see it. Who doesn't enjoy coming across a clever comment or comeback so spicy that you feel the urge to virtually high-flve the OP?

We've got a quality batch of witty retorts to stupid statements and those funny comments that get tucked away in long threads. 

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Dumb People Who Have Zero Understanding Of Human Anatomy

The idea that 'pee is stored in the balls' is a pretty established internet joke, but imagine if someone actually believed that this was true. Well, there are way too many people online who either ask for advice that betrays their general lack of anatomical knowledge, or worse, they spout obviously wrong information all over the internet. In this gallery, we've got a bunch of prime examples of stupid people who don't know how the body works and the embarrassing dumbassery they post. 

anatomy, sex, women, men, bad anatomy, funny comments, stupid people, reddit, facepalm, cringe, sexism, orgasm, memes, funny, human body | is worse than broken heart? Menstrual pain, homelessness, hunger etc. As guy think menstrual pain is myth | Hello girls just wanted some opinions on do really worried am wanting another baby but had my placenta taken out my daughter born does this mean can't have any more children or do need placenta transplant? Thankyou, Tia xx O Like Comment
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Millennials Discuss The Most Annoying Stereotypes About Their Generation

For the past several years, the media has dubbed Millennials the lazy, entitled, 'snowflake' generation who go around killing entire industries with their discriminating taste. Despite the fact that Millennials are now between the ages of 25 and 40, they still get blamed for things like Covid-19 super-spreader events on college campuses. With how generously the term gets used as a general pejorative, you'd think 'Millennial' could just mean 'youngish person who I don't like.' Well many are sick and tired of taking crap from out-of-touch people who seem to consider their own generation to be completely blameless. One redditor asked the internet to vent about the most annoying stereotypes about Millennials they've heard, and the replies are pretty spicy. If you're a disgruntled Millennial who's over all the slander, these top responses from the Reddit thread will probably resonate with you.

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Unfortunate Posts & Embarrassing Moments That Bring The Cringe

Life isn't always fun and laughs. Sometimes it's pain, humiliation, and cringe. And if you're human, chances are you've posted some embarrassing cringe at some point in your life. We've got a wince-worthy batch of mortifying moments and posts that made us go 'yikes' for anyone who wants to feel better about that cringey thing you said several years ago. 

cringe, cringeworthy, embarrassing, sad cringe, funny posts, cringey memes, embarrassing, funny cringe, facepalm, yikes, oh god why, funny comments, reddit, facebook, twitter | Not sure if this is funny or cringe, but here goes >Do my squats 210 KB PNG >Make an audible fart trio young girls behind are giggling >Try play cool Hey, at least got this entire area myself shout at them while smiling >They look at with confusion and one them goes Well now smells bad here so nobody will disturb Um are
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Creative Insults & Rants From Poets Of The Comments Section

If the internet's good for anything, it's watching strangers get wrecked and roasted in public forums, tweets, and comments. You'll never catch us condoning cyberbullying—threatening people online is never cool and that's not what this is about. But sometimes you gotta appreciate the trolls who are dedicated to crafting the perfect harmless burn. Whether a good insult is dished out in the style of an epic rant or terse jibe, we love to see how creative those rude internet poets can get in the comments section. 

rare insults, funny insults, roast, wrecked, burn, sick burn, memes, funny comments, youtube comments, funny tweets, rant, reddit | "Unexpected item bagging area s not unexpected digital f k literally just told is s right there on screen did wavy-wave did bleepy-bleep; up until point where decided have an electronic stroke, things were going exactly according plan mean is haven't been programmed right. Don't go putting this on like somehow gone out my way surprise got places be, man can't be
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Straight Men Express How They'd Feel About Their Girl Being Dominant

r/AskReddit can often be an entertaining pandora's box of cringe, wholesomeness, and wild imagination. We're focusing on an active thread started by redditor u/NeuroMajorDepressed when they posted the question: 'How would you feel if your girl grabbed you by the waist, lifted you up, and pushed you against the wall and gave you a kiss.' This thread turned out to be pretty wholesome and positive in general, with lots of straight men agreeing that they desire physical shows of love and affection (with consent, of course), and women admitting that they've tried this before. Take a look at the best tidbits we've collected from the thread

reddit, askreddit, thread, sex, relationships, men and women, funny comments, wholesome | r/AskReddit u/NeuroMajorDepressed Men reddit would feel if girl just grabbed by waist, lifted up, and pushed against wall and gave kiss?
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16 Old People Who Are Really Living It Up On The Facebook

As millennials and zoomers abandon Facebook for younger and hipper apps such as Instagram and TikTok, the Zuckerberg site is quickly becoming a soapbox for baby boomers and the silent generation. They are out there sharing death announcements on gleeful, happy posts, or worse - posts that for some reason show off dirty nails or a picture of a well-manicured lawn. They are using the site's happy banner and avatar features to share bad news or frustration. And, as has pretty much always been the case, they are sharing many, many mysterious non sequiturs that they absolutely refuse to explain. 

While it may seem like we are cruelly mocking these well-meaning Facebook users, that could not be any farther from the truth. We actually find their eagerness to share their feelings with the world to be sweet and wholesome. We also find their dedication to staying current to be admirable. While it's generally more fun to spot a clueless boomer-post in the wild, there are some excellent internet destinations that take great care in collecting these amusing social media moments. 

The first of our favorite sources lives on Reddit, a place we have yet to see the elderly flexing their keyboard skills. The subreddit r/oldpeoplefacebook is exactly what it sounds like - an absolute mecca of disjointed posts from older folks who have yet to get the hang of the site. The community has been around since February 2013, and has amassed an impressive 1 million members in the eight years since its inception. This staggering membership really comes as no surprise - a lot of people have Facebook, and a lot of people know old people. While most of the submissions stay very true to the Facebook theme, there are a few amusing texts from elderly grandparents and nonsensical DMs thrown into the mix for good measure. 

The Facebook group "Please show to Jim ! ! HA ! ! HA ! !" is another wonderful place to take in the utter majesty of geriatrics on social media. While browsing the contributions of the group requires actually logging into the cursed site, we think it's well worth the sacrifice. This group is a little more varied in its offerings than r/oldpeoplefacebook. The group, which requires an invitation or a membership application, includes everything from amusing product reviews to actual letters (composed on a computer) and YouTube comments. While this group was created three years after their Reddit competitor, its members post a lot, which is convenient for very bored people who need to be on Facebook for work. We've put together some quality old-person-posts from both of the groups for your easy enjoyment, but we implore you to join and get in on the fun yourself. This kind of content doesn't last forever. Soon, the old people on the internet will have been using it for years. And things will probably be a lot less fun. 

Funny social media posts from boomers and other old people, elderly, geriatric, funny, cringe, fail, Facebook, Amazon, direct messages, texting | DON'T CARE GIPHY Write comment. Y'all can mom delete this comment? Someone's husband died and some reason commented this her | My name is Maria and today is my 107 Birthday and nobody wants SHARE my post because am old Hi Maria, Happy birthday won't share because will not respond threats or bribes, Have great day
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Times People Became The Very Thing They Swore To Destroy

Was there ever a time in your life when you realized you became the very thing you swore to destroy? Imagine someone spending most of their life despising all landlords until one day they come into a bit of cash and decide to invest in some property. Well the property tax is pretty steep, so they offset the financial burden by renting out the basement. Boom: they're now the thing they always hated. One may have strong views about things that feel pretty rigid, until that person's frame of reference changes slightly and their whole world view is turned upside down. One redditor asked people to recount times they become the thing they swore to destroy, and the answers are pretty entertaining. 

askreddit, reddit, funny comments, funny stories, memes, funny, thread, lol | Noah-Izzy 5d 3 6 Awards Drank shit ton milk kid because believed lactose-intolerant people were wimps. Lo and behold shit my pants if have glass milk nowadays. Reply 3.5k
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28 Cringeworthy Images & Eye-roll Inducing Internet Moments

It's hard to define what exactly makes something cringe. It's really a vibe. It's the embarrassing images and comments people post on the internet without irony that inspire others to log off. It's something that makes you feel ashamed just for having witnessed its awkwardness. So why do we subject ourselves to this pain? Well, because it's funny. If you're in a masochistic mood, we've got a whole bunch of cringe content for you to wince through. To be fair, a few of these specimens from r/cringepics and r/cringetopia are cringe in a self-aware way, which is actually kinda based

Cringe, Funny Cringe, Funny Memes, Social Media, Facebook, Reddit, Facepalm, Funny Comments, Cringetopia | collected all legs roaches live my house and finally created my masterpieces y these are jumbo flying roach legs are now sale they're itchy but cute | Weed adaed Tolaze itl Ph?c-An 47 minutes ago Like A2 man did u photoshop ur eyes Dominik No photoshop, only quality weed my friend
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34 Credulous People Who Fell For Obvious Satire

Lately it feels like reality has become so unhinged and unbelievable that it's sometimes difficult to distinguish fact from fiction. On the other hand, some people are so eager to be outraged that they've lost the ability to recognize satire all together. Come on, everyone should know what The Onion is by now, right? Millennials: maybe it's time to educate that grandparent who uses facebook without supervision. Though, to be fair to all the grannies out there, even People Magazine and the President of the United States fell for some pretty obvious satire.

Although these painful woosh moments are mad entertaining, you gotta feel bad for some of these people—they go through life thinking the world is even more psychotic than it already is.

Funny Comments, Facebook, Twitter, Funny Headlines, Satire, The Onion, Parody | Here is ladies and gentlemen website hiring professional protesters s not conspiracy theory PROTESTJOBS.COM Professional Protesters ire startin 9! This is satire site and conservatives are idiots thinking its real | Toy Genocide Disney Under Pressure Remove Woody Toy Story Crimes Against Native Americans Satire prageru don't fight real evil and real racism oppose Woody Toy Genocide Toy Story.
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20 Funny & Wholesome Times Kids Tried To Use The Internet

Back when some of us were little kids, it was pretty difficult to do too much damage while navigating the world wide web. These days with countless social networks and all the different gadgets connected to the internet, kids can literally just pick up a device and start dishing out hot takes online. Young people who use YouTube but can barely put sentences together often accidentally bless us with content gold—like kids policing YouTube channels for using cuss words. We've got a bunch of examples of hilarious and wholesome times kids decided to use YouTube.

kids, youtube, funny kids, funny comments, youtube comments, funny screenshots, childhood, memes | No More Saying Cuss Words Guys! Its Inappropriate and Violent! | new car bad photoshop picture of a kid inside a car
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People Discuss Things That Bring Out The Worst In Others

We've all seen it happen—someone perfectly sweet and lovely turns into an absolute monster when they're suddenly in a situation that brings out the worst in them, like being hangry, or air travel, or being stuck in traffic when they're already late to work. Redditor u/666FuCkThEwOrLd666 prompted r/AskReddit to discuss these common triggers that turn humans into maniacs, and the responses are pretty spot on. 

askreddit, forums, discussion, interesting, opinion, ask reddit, funny comments, social media | r/AskReddit u/666FuCkThEwOrLd666 brings worst out people? | Echo chambers is easy dehumanize people who are different than never spend any time interacting with them.Traditional_Flan_652 Black Friday KingOrion5 Ah yes only day year can see Karen curb stomp kid over PS5
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Cursed Comments From People With Nothing To Lose

Paging all edge lords and dark humor enthusiasts! If you've been craving some criminally dark humor, you've come to the right place. These spicy and utterly cursed comments are not for the faint of heart. While scrolling through this gallery you'll find that no joke is too crass, and no innocent YouTube video is safe from the evil-minded wordsmiths of the internet. Though these jokes may be in poor taste, they're definitely an impressive display of quick wit. We're probably going to hell anyway.  May as well enjoy some dangerously dark humor while we're at it.

Cursed comments filled with dark humor, funny comments, evil, mean | Influencer Who Thought Pandemic Hoax Dies After Catching COVID-19 O Like Comment Share ers Well he influenced into wearing mask, alright. | WORST THING STEP ON DARK? Someone else's foot live alone
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Blaring Red Flags People Noticed During Job Interviews

At times when unemployment is through the roof, many people are so desperate for work that they're bound to overlook some subtle red flags that no one should ignore. For example, any interviewer who can't give you an answer about why they like their own job should tell you that working there is probably going to suck. One redditor asked people to share their stories about subtle red flags that cued them to nope the hell out of job interviews. We've put together some of the best answers that might be helpful for anyone on the job hunt right now.

ask reddit, reddit, funny comments, jobs, careers, funny stories, job application, job memes, work, work sucks, bosses, red flag | Space2345 5d they ask out no where clients can bring with Reply 6.3k stupidlyugly 5d interviewed with MetLife insurance about twenty years ago. They demanded provide them with contact list no fewer than hundred friends and family. Noped out quickly. 4.4k WineAndDogs2020 5d Sure wasn't an interview with an MLM? | once told Sometimes hourly workers go on strike and
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