We're all well aware that the Twitter hellscape has a lot to offer in the comedy department. Funny writers and aspiring humorists manage to craft short and sweet tweets packed with a whole lot of cleverness and publish them freely for netizens to enjoy. There's just one tiny problem: there is a whole lot of unpleasantry and even vitriol on the site as well. Political arguments, bad takes , and relentless trolls are ever-present. To save you from all that grossness and aggression, we've collecte…

Happy Tuesday, internet addicts! Another beautiful day on the internet, on planet Earth. Just kidding. It's a dreary day here in Brooklyn , and everything kinda feels shitty. Maybe it's the descent into the gross part of fall weather (Scorpio season, anyone?), or maybe it's the seasonal depression setting in. Whatever the case, I'm not feelin' it. This weather just makes me want to curl up with some nice soup, cuddle with my cat, and make hot toddies. Speaking of soup, I made a great one last n…

Happy weekend, friends, enemies, and lovers. If you're seeking some quick and easy entertainment, we would have to recommend ye olde bird app. Twitter , for all its unpleasantry, often acts as a hyper-productive joke factory - one that could probably benefit from many of its users taking a day off or two. While it's true that some of the time the prolific posters churn out some incredibly annoying content (the kind that we try to avoid), it's usually possible to find some clever jokes, hot and…

If you are someone who avoids the dreaded Twitter and has never composed a short and sweet tweet , we really can't blame you. That whole section of the internet can be intimidating or even just downright unpleasant if you say the wrong thing. That said, we do enjoy perusing our way through the witticisms of the people on the bird app who do it right. This batch of fresh and funny Twitter tidbits has a little bit of everything: self-deprecating tweets about the perils of divorce, astute one-line…

Having a blast or wasting one's time on the world wide web may seem like an easy feat for many internet enthusiasts, but it's really more complicated than one might believe. Boredom has a funny way of diminishing our abilities to seek out intelligent activities, pastimes, or hobbies. And our attention spans are more pathetic than they've ever been before. I swear, it's nearly impossible for me to make it through a forty-minute television episode without feeling antsy, let alone attempt to watch…

If Twitter is a dangerous minefield, you can consider me the website's bravest soldier. It would seem that at every corner on the damn site there's something cringey , disturbing, or just plain idiotic to be seen. Sometimes it's an unhinged rant from some hypocritical political figure. Other times it's a terrible take from somebody who has taken wokeness or conservatism way, way too far. Other times, still, it's simply a minefield that consists of tweets from K-pop stans and BTS fans who insist…

I do not feel good. Why? Because it's been raining cats and dogs in New York. Even worse, it's become much too cold for my liking. As I write this I'm wearing 4 layers and am contorted into a position that nobody should be in while attempting to write. If I didn't have back problems before, I certainly have them now. But what are my options? Shivering at the crappy chair my old bosses purchased for the office? Falling asleep in the bathroom? Drinking all the beers that our office manager bought…

Happy Sunday, freaks. Does anyone else feel the “ Sunday Scaries ” looming over their shoulder? I'd like to say it “couldn't be me,” but alas. Even when your job consists of staring at funny internet things, Monday isn't exactly a day I look forward to. Just an hour before I started typing this I was flabbergasted by the fact that it was already Sunday. Saturday was a blur of near-comatose recovery from the hell of the week before. Time flies when you're beaten down by existence. Anyway. If you…

What upppp internet explorers?! Thank god it's Friday, am I right? We don't want to get in trouble for this, but let's be real: Fridays are kind of a fake workday. It's hard to get anything done when you're anxiously awaiting the end of your shift. By the time 6 pm rolls around, you're wondering why you didn't get more done but don't care enough to work late to finish the job. That's what Sunday night is for. Anyway, one of our favorite ways to procrastinate on Friday is by scrolling through Tw…

It's been another busy week on our dying planet Earth. And we've been watching the madness unfold on Twitter. There have been loads of posts, both tasteful and tasteless about September 11th. We're still grappling with the hubbub that has followed the death of Queen Elizabeth II , and those tweets probably won't be stopping until well after her Monday funeral. But more enjoyable than users reporting about current events are the fun tweets that poke fun at the current events, and the tweets that…

It's been a pretty wild week on Twitter. Whenever a momentous event happens, it's as though the already spastic site goes into beast mode. By that we mean that it seems everyone has an opinion or a joke (or maybe seven) regarding the matter, and they're frothing at the mouth to share them. This was definitely the case following the death of Queen Elizabeth II, which happened as the Don’t Worry Darling drama and discourse was ramping up. Fortunately for us, there are people tweeting material tha…

If Twitter is a minefield, you can consider me the world's bravest soldier. At every corner on the bird app , there's something terrible to be seen. Sometimes it's an unhinged tirade from some hypocritical political figure. Other times it's a terrible take from somebody who has taken wokeness way, way too far. Other times, still, it's a minefield that consists solely of tweets from K-pop stans who insist on taking literally any subject or issue and spinning it to be about their heartthrob pop s…

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