Ulterior motives aren't always bad. Sometimes they're pretty benevolent. Especially when we're talking about dating. While it may seem innocent (or even boring), texting something as simple as “Hey”

We see it in private DMs. We see it in comment sections. We see it on dating profiles. Softbois , “ nice guys ,” and straight up dirtbags who are pathetically down bad. It seems like some dudes are so depressingly horny, that they become possessed by some sort of cringe demon. How else do you explain the mortifying word garbage these softbois are capable of assaulting other human beings with? We've got a bunch of painful examples of what we're talking about from the best archivist of softboi cr…

Getting in on in a bed may seem vanilla to some people. Sure, it's a pretty safe and standard place to have a romp. But safe isn't always bad. Sometimes, in the right (or wrong) circumstances, even sex on a bed can go awry. For example, the first time I ever…did it…was on a bed. But it was 100% covered with my friend's little brother's stuffed animal collection and it happened to be in a pretty open basement during a beer-soaked high school party. Many of the partygoers walked in on us and we w…

It's cooOooOoold.

Tinder is still funny even when it doesn't work for you.

We've got your back.

Calgon, take me away

Gotta love a "nice guy."

Oh, l'amour.

Well Anna, what'll it be??