fast food

We can bet that every single person reading this asked the "Mom-can-we-go-out-to-eat?" question during childhood just to hear her say "no, we have food at home." And course, as these memes suggest, usually the food at home is far less tasty than anything you could've gotten at the drive-thru (especially when your parents aren't the best cooks...).

But in the end, we're secretly thankful that our parents provided us with home-cooked meals as kids, even if those meals tended to be un-sauced spaghetti noodles and a slice of unseasoned ham on the side.

Ah fast food, one of the great inventions of America. It's gross and greasy and questionably made but we both know you aren't going to stop eating it any time soon. If God didn't want us to eat so much greasy sh*t then he wouldn't make it so damn addictive and vegetables so expensive!

Have you ever wondered who the heck is behind Wendy's fire Twitter account famous for its savage roasts and toasts? We were curiousabout it too...her name is Amy Brown and she's been with the company since 2012. She's even remarked that her own social media skills are terrible, but we think that's probably BS. We can only hope that Brown is being compensated handsomely for her outstanding work in the roasting game!

Just face it, life is meaningless. You were made to work to pay for your survival for 50 years, retire and then die. And if you're a Millennial then guess what? You'll never retire because you're way too poor! Anyway, enjoy some very bleak tweets from Nihilist Arby's that perfectly express this depressing sentiment.

Whoever runs Wendy's Twitter account has the social media game on LOCK. This time around, they asked Twitter for volunteers to be roasted on the spot, and just like you would expect, they did not disappoint. Some of these are pretty mean, but you can't say that the volunteers weren't straight up asking for it!

Today Years Old has to be the ultimate troll Twitter account because, we're not gonna lie, some of these tweets legitimately had us fooled. And we're still not entirely sure if all of them are fake or not. You're just gonna have to read through them and judge for yourself! 

These ain't the smartest memes, but they'll definitely help you turn your brain off. 

Potatoes are a god-sent gift to humankind. They give us french fries, tater tots, chips, vodka, and so many more things. Let's take a second to just appreciate all that the divine potato has done for humanity.

Nihilist Arby's might be our new favorite Twitter account for some good cynical (and very depressing) fun.