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We all have behaviors that we're not proud of. Some of us send drunk texts, others eat our daily allotment of calories in ten minutes. We all want someone to blame. Fortunately, thanks to 2016's Split, there's a perfect meme for dodging responsibility. In the film, directed by M. Night Shyamalan, James McAvoy plays Kevin, a man with 23 personalities. One of them is named Patricia. The rest is pretty easy to figure out. 

We're not ashamed to admit that we are absolutely fascinated by wine moms. The basicness of their memes, their bizarre love for minions, and the sheer idea of how many gallons of pinot grigio they must have consumed as a demographic. To celebrate this very specific breed of wine-loving human, we've put together some of the most cringey and basic #winemom content we could find. National Wine Day may have been this past weekend, but if these moms are concerned, every day is National Wine Day!

We've made it to the home stretch, people. One more day and us Monday through Friday office drones are free for an extremely temporary couple of days. Will we actually make use of that free time and do something productive or meaningful? Absolutely not! These memes will help you prep for a weekend of doing the bare minimum. You're welcome.

This delightful assortment of memes is just what you need to quench your thirst forprocrastination. They're more fun than cleaning your room, and slightly less fun than playing video games or watching television, so you don't have to be terribly guilty about your choices.

Day #11,132 alive: I grow weary of the mortal trappings of my meat suit. Time is somehow speeding and dragging simultaneously. How curious. The multitude of my existence is spent thanklessly toiling at a desk. What do I have to show for this life? Absolutely nothing. Might as well peruse these dank and dumb memes.

Congratulations. We've made it through another boring day with very little to show for it. What better way to celebrate the inevitability of death than with some completely mediocre memes?

Congratulations, friends and followers. Monday is finally a wrap. Here are some delightfully dumb memes to keep you from going completely and utterly insane. You're welcome.

We seriously cannot believe that it's only Tuesday.It feels like an absolute lifetime since the beautiful freedom of the weekend. If you're feeling like time is dragging at an impossibly slow rate then these memes might help.

Well, damn. Many of these tweets are so relatable that we've lost any hope of being unique and special people. We weren't expected to take such a huge blow to the ego today, hopefully your experience is more fun and less earth-shattering.