How drunk can I get when I meet my significant other's parents?

Poor soul

Have a Coke

Memes can be a little bad; they aren't just for kiddies and their grannies. Memes also for intellectual bad boys who walk a little bit on the wild side. If you're a self identified edgelord , please don't scroll away. These memes might not be the edgiest known to man, but they're sure to satiate that part of your brain that wants to see something a bit…on the edge. Life is so boring without pushing the boundaries a little bit. You don't need to push it too much, don't worry. A wise man once sai…

Tonight you will have "one drink"

It's my party and I'll ruin the vibe if I want to

Terminal Main Character Syndrome

Counting down the seconds until Friday at 5PM

When you're a kid, you always have arbitrary rules thrust upon you for stupid reasons. In elementary school , we were only allowed to wear hats on Fridays, which as a hat girl, I found ridiculous. How is wearing a hat any more distracting than not wearing a hat? I would understand if hats were banned in order to prevent the spread of lice, but they weren't! They just wanted to restrict our freedom a bit more. Sometimes, teachers and educators can circumvent rules that are unfair. My 3rd-grade t…

A hangover happens because you're borrowing happiness from the morning and using it for your nighttime fun.

Breaking down the beverage of the moment.

Very fancy

It was 5 o'clock ten years ago

I love eating and drinking

Wring yourself out

Drink responsibly.