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Day #11,132 alive: I grow weary of the mortal trappings of my meat suit. Time is somehow speeding and dragging simultaneously. How curious. The multitude of my existence is spent thanklessly toiling at a desk. What do I have to show for this life? Absolutely nothing. Might as well peruse these dank and dumb memes.

It's "Thirsty Thursday" and it's definitely five o'clock somewhere, so you don't have to be guilty for perusing these decidedly debaucherous memes. Added bonus? Memes don't give you an awful hangover. 

Congratulations. We've made it through another boring day with very little to show for it. What better way to celebrate the inevitability of death than with some completely mediocre memes?

Congratulations, friends and followers. Monday is finally a wrap. Here are some delightfully dumb memes to keep you from going completely and utterly insane. You're welcome.

We seriously cannot believe that it's only Tuesday.It feels like an absolute lifetime since the beautiful freedom of the weekend. If you're feeling like time is dragging at an impossibly slow rate then these memes might help.

If you're unfamiliar with the term "toxic masculinity," this post is for you. As most people know, we're a huge fan of webcomics. But a webcomic that teaches the world about important issues? That's where Luke Humphris comes in. The artist manages to present a primer on toxic masculinity that is heartfelt, sympathetic, and very, very personal. Men need to know that it is okay to feel and express things that fall outside of patriarchal norms. If you like what you see here, consider donating to Humphris' Patreon. 

Well, damn. Many of these tweets are so relatable that we've lost any hope of being unique and special people. We weren't expected to take such a huge blow to the ego today, hopefully your experience is more fun and less earth-shattering. 

Perusing r/AskReddit is often enlightening and educational, but this post from today got us especially good. One curious user asked bartenders on the subreddit to share their weirdest work stories - and they do not disappoint. Now, more than ever, we salute the people who give us alcohol and tolerate all of our crazy.