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So Real

Funny meme about how dads fall asleep on the couch, pic of homer simpson sleeping in chair.

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puns from slight modified celebrity names

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Funny tweets about what dads love saying.

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Funny James Breakwell tweets.

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15 Times Dads Murdered The Comedy Game

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Dads.

Tweet that reads, "My mom vs. my dad" above a text conversation where a girl's parents tell her happy birthday, and her dad gets the wrong age

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Burned By Dad

Text conversation where kid asks dad if they were adopted, dad replies, "No, why the f*ck would I pick you?"

Via cottoncandies

Gimme It

Caption that reads, "Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present; Cop: You ARE the lawyer; Me: So where's my present?" above a stock photo of a police officer interrogating a guy at a police station

Via tacosharks

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Sing It!

Two pics of a Wii next to Will Smith above a pic of The Rock next to the letter "U"

Via d0m558

By The Father And The Son Themselves

Tweet that reads, "I got left on read by a girl from my Bible study...I've been Holy ghosted"

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Please I'm Begging You

Sign that reads, "What kind of train eats too much? A chew chew train ahahaha. Omg please call me I'm so lonely, I need friends"

Via jshelbs

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Gotta Teach 'Em Somehow

Tweet that reads, "I am starting a charity to teach short people maths. It's called Making the Little Things Count"

Via RatherRunWhenYouCantCrawl

bad memes and tweets jokes

24 Punny Memes & Pics That'll Get You Groaning

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Disowned

Tweet that reads, "I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said, 'Man, Budapest is going to love this.' They asked who Budapest was. I said, I named my stomach Budapest because it's the capital of HUNGRY,' and that's when they stopped calling me son"

Via michaelllclark

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middle class, average joe

16 Amusing Tidbits From 'Middle Class Fancy' For The Dopey Guy In His 30s

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Tweet that reads, "[Funeral] Me: Do you mind if I say a word? Widow: Please do; Me: *Clears throat* Plethora! Widow: Thank you. That means a lot"

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