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Funny dad joke about butterflies.

Nice

Funny meme about how dads fall asleep on the couch, pic of homer simpson sleeping in chair.

So Real

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puns from slight modified celebrity names

17 Incredibly Dumb Celebrity Puns That Had Us ROFLing

Funny tweets about what dads love saying.

23 Hardcore Dad-Isms Culled From The Depths Of Twitter

Funny James Breakwell tweets.

33 Hilarious Gems From Twitter's Favorite Dad

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Text conversation where kid asks dad if they were adopted, dad replies, "No, why the f*ck would I pick you?"

Burned By Dad

Caption that reads, "Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present; Cop: You ARE the lawyer; Me: So where's my present?" above a stock photo of a police officer interrogating a guy at a police station

Gimme It

Two pics of a Wii next to Will Smith above a pic of The Rock next to the letter "U"

Sing It!

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Tweet that reads, "I got left on read by a girl from my Bible study...I've been Holy ghosted"

By The Father And The Son Themselves

Sign that reads, "What kind of train eats too much? A chew chew train ahahaha. Omg please call me I'm so lonely, I need friends"

Please I'm Begging You

Tweet that reads, "I am starting a charity to teach short people maths. It's called Making the Little Things Count"

Gotta Teach 'Em Somehow

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Tweet that reads, "I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said, 'Man, Budapest is going to love this.' They asked who Budapest was. I said, I named my stomach Budapest because it's the capital of HUNGRY,' and that's when they stopped calling me son"

Disowned

middle class, average joe

16 Amusing Tidbits From 'Middle Class Fancy' For The Dopey Guy In His 30s

Tweet that reads, "[Funeral] Me: Do you mind if I say a word? Widow: Please do; Me: *Clears throat* Plethora! Widow: Thank you. That means a lot"

#DadJoke

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Caption that reads, "When it's New Years Eve and someone says 'see you next year'" above a pic of a guy laughing sarcastically

Hilarious, Dad!!

Pic of a washed-up jellyfish-like creature on the beach wearing sunglasses; someone messages below "What's kraken"

Groan

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Part time employee working from 8:30 AM to 1:30 PM refuses to come in early to help her coworkers: 'When I say early, I mean like 3 AM.'

Part time employee working from 8:30 AM to 1:30 PM refuses to come in early to help her coworkers: 'When I say early, I mean like 3 AM.'

28-year-old cuts off financial support to his parents after 3 years of paying and putting his own life on hold: ‘I’ve been living paycheck to paycheck just to keep up with helping them’

28-year-old cuts off financial support to his parents after 3 years of paying and putting his own life on hold: ‘I’ve been living paycheck to paycheck just to keep up with helping them’

22 Disney Movie Memes That Turn “Dreams Come True” Into Pure Comedy Gold

22 Disney Movie Memes That Turn “Dreams Come True” Into Pure Comedy Gold

Retired couple allow 6 and 9-year-old neighbors to use swimming pool, end the arrangement when mom requests to host daughter's birthday party there: 'They need to consider getting one of their own'

Retired couple allow 6 and 9-year-old neighbors to use swimming pool, end the arrangement when mom requests to host daughter's birthday party there: 'They need to consider getting one of their own'

Employee repeatedly steals booked work room, protests when coworker reports her behavior: 'Laptop open, headphones on, fully settled'

Employee repeatedly steals booked work room, protests when coworker reports her behavior: 'Laptop open, headphones on, fully settled'

Man sends mail to friend's address for 7 months, gets annoyed when told he has 2 weeks to change it: 'I'm writing return to sender on everything going forward'

Man sends mail to friend's address for 7 months, gets annoyed when told he has 2 weeks to change it: 'I'm writing return to sender on everything going forward'

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