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Funny meme about how dads fall asleep on the couch, pic of homer simpson sleeping in chair.

So Real

puns from slight modified celebrity names

17 Incredibly Dumb Celebrity Puns That Had Us ROFLing

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Funny tweets about what dads love saying.

23 Hardcore Dad-Isms Culled From The Depths Of Twitter

Funny James Breakwell tweets.

33 Hilarious Gems From Twitter's Favorite Dad

Text conversation where kid asks dad if they were adopted, dad replies, "No, why the f*ck would I pick you?"

Burned By Dad

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Caption that reads, "Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present; Cop: You ARE the lawyer; Me: So where's my present?" above a stock photo of a police officer interrogating a guy at a police station

Gimme It

Two pics of a Wii next to Will Smith above a pic of The Rock next to the letter "U"

Sing It!

Tweet that reads, "I got left on read by a girl from my Bible study...I've been Holy ghosted"

By The Father And The Son Themselves

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Sign that reads, "What kind of train eats too much? A chew chew train ahahaha. Omg please call me I'm so lonely, I need friends"

Please I'm Begging You

Tweet that reads, "I am starting a charity to teach short people maths. It's called Making the Little Things Count"

Gotta Teach 'Em Somehow

Tweet that reads, "I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said, 'Man, Budapest is going to love this.' They asked who Budapest was. I said, I named my stomach Budapest because it's the capital of HUNGRY,' and that's when they stopped calling me son"

Disowned

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middle class, average joe

16 Amusing Tidbits From 'Middle Class Fancy' For The Dopey Guy In His 30s

Tweet that reads, "[Funeral] Me: Do you mind if I say a word? Widow: Please do; Me: *Clears throat* Plethora! Widow: Thank you. That means a lot"

#DadJoke

Caption that reads, "When it's New Years Eve and someone says 'see you next year'" above a pic of a guy laughing sarcastically

Hilarious, Dad!!

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Pic of a washed-up jellyfish-like creature on the beach wearing sunglasses; someone messages below "What's kraken"

Groan

Caption that reads, "Me: *Cleaning my car;* Neighbor: 'Can you do mine next haha;" Me: ..." above pics of a red-headed kid making a sarcastic smile

HAR HAR HAR

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Company lays off minimum-wage worker but still expects them to come in every day, doesn't provide severance: 'I am the only licensed person that can perform the specific type of services'

Company lays off minimum-wage worker but still expects them to come in every day, doesn't provide severance: 'I am the only licensed person that can perform the specific type of services'

Mom, who has been unemployed since 2006, expects her son to drop out of college so he can work full-time and pay her mortgage: 'She insists it’s her house but will not contribute financially.'

Mom, who has been unemployed since 2006, expects her son to drop out of college so he can work full-time and pay her mortgage: 'She insists it’s her house but will not contribute financially.'

Company only allows PTO on 'sick days,' forcing employees to lie about their time off: 'That’s basically no PTO with extra steps'

Company only allows PTO on 'sick days,' forcing employees to lie about their time off: 'That’s basically no PTO with extra steps'

Boss denies employee lunch break for being 8 minutes late, employee takes break and quits: 'I clocked out and went 'to the deli''

Boss denies employee lunch break for being 8 minutes late, employee takes break and quits: 'I clocked out and went 'to the deli''

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Job seeker flawlessly redesigns company's app for job interview, company uses their design but refuses to hire them: 'It was 85% my work. I got a generic rejection email.'

Job seeker flawlessly redesigns company's app for job interview, company uses their design but refuses to hire them: 'It was 85% my work. I got a generic rejection email.'

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