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Funny meme about how dads fall asleep on the couch, pic of homer simpson sleeping in chair.

So Real

puns from slight modified celebrity names

17 Incredibly Dumb Celebrity Puns That Had Us ROFLing

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Funny tweets about what dads love saying.

23 Hardcore Dad-Isms Culled From The Depths Of Twitter

Funny James Breakwell tweets.

33 Hilarious Gems From Twitter's Favorite Dad

Text conversation where kid asks dad if they were adopted, dad replies, "No, why the f*ck would I pick you?"

Burned By Dad

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Caption that reads, "Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present; Cop: You ARE the lawyer; Me: So where's my present?" above a stock photo of a police officer interrogating a guy at a police station

Gimme It

Two pics of a Wii next to Will Smith above a pic of The Rock next to the letter "U"

Sing It!

Tweet that reads, "I got left on read by a girl from my Bible study...I've been Holy ghosted"

By The Father And The Son Themselves

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Sign that reads, "What kind of train eats too much? A chew chew train ahahaha. Omg please call me I'm so lonely, I need friends"

Please I'm Begging You

Tweet that reads, "I am starting a charity to teach short people maths. It's called Making the Little Things Count"

Gotta Teach 'Em Somehow

Tweet that reads, "I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said, 'Man, Budapest is going to love this.' They asked who Budapest was. I said, I named my stomach Budapest because it's the capital of HUNGRY,' and that's when they stopped calling me son"

Disowned

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middle class, average joe

16 Amusing Tidbits From 'Middle Class Fancy' For The Dopey Guy In His 30s

Tweet that reads, "[Funeral] Me: Do you mind if I say a word? Widow: Please do; Me: *Clears throat* Plethora! Widow: Thank you. That means a lot"

#DadJoke

Caption that reads, "When it's New Years Eve and someone says 'see you next year'" above a pic of a guy laughing sarcastically

Hilarious, Dad!!

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Pic of a washed-up jellyfish-like creature on the beach wearing sunglasses; someone messages below "What's kraken"

Groan

Caption that reads, "Me: *Cleaning my car;* Neighbor: 'Can you do mine next haha;" Me: ..." above pics of a red-headed kid making a sarcastic smile

HAR HAR HAR

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Dad shows up to 22-year-old's retail shift, demands manager move him from closing shifts: 'He knows how tiring night shifts can be'

Dad shows up to 22-year-old's retail shift, demands manager move him from closing shifts: 'He knows how tiring night shifts can be'

Tolkien Tuesday: The Best Lord of the Rings Memes This Week

Tolkien Tuesday: The Best Lord of the Rings Memes This Week

Warehouse forbids employees from wearing any colors that aren't gray, black, white, blue, red or tan: 'I'm not sure they even know their basic colors'

Warehouse forbids employees from wearing any colors that aren't gray, black, white, blue, red or tan: 'I'm not sure they even know their basic colors'

Boyfriend spoils Olympic ice skating results for super fan wife, she tells him to leave the room: 'Well tell him NFL winners some time in the future'

Boyfriend spoils Olympic ice skating results for super fan wife, she tells him to leave the room: 'Well tell him NFL winners some time in the future'

17-year-old refuses to give his gaming PC to his 13-year-old cousin after his aunt asked him to: 'He’d appreciate it more.'

17-year-old refuses to give his gaming PC to his 13-year-old cousin after his aunt asked him to: 'He’d appreciate it more.'

Green-haired dude tells his friend not to use his shampoo, friend uses it and freaks out when her blonde hair turns green: 'She said that I should have specifically told her it had green dye in it.'

Green-haired dude tells his friend not to use his shampoo, friend uses it and freaks out when her blonde hair turns green: 'She said that I should have specifically told her it had green dye in it.'

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