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Tweet that reads, "My mom vs. my dad" above a text conversation where a girl's parents tell her happy birthday, and her dad gets the wrong age

Dads.

Text conversation where kid asks dad if they were adopted, dad replies, "No, why the f*ck would I pick you?"

Burned By Dad

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Caption that reads, "Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present; Cop: You ARE the lawyer; Me: So where's my present?" above a stock photo of a police officer interrogating a guy at a police station

Gimme It

Two pics of a Wii next to Will Smith above a pic of The Rock next to the letter "U"

Sing It!

Tweet that reads, "I got left on read by a girl from my Bible study...I've been Holy ghosted"

By The Father And The Son Themselves

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Sign that reads, "What kind of train eats too much? A chew chew train ahahaha. Omg please call me I'm so lonely, I need friends"

Please I'm Begging You

Tweet that reads, "I am starting a charity to teach short people maths. It's called Making the Little Things Count"

Gotta Teach 'Em Somehow

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24 Punny Memes & Pics That'll Get You Groaning

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Tweet that reads, "I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said, 'Man, Budapest is going to love this.' They asked who Budapest was. I said, I named my stomach Budapest because it's the capital of HUNGRY,' and that's when they stopped calling me son"

Disowned

middle class, average joe

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Tweet that reads, "[Funeral] Me: Do you mind if I say a word? Widow: Please do; Me: *Clears throat* Plethora! Widow: Thank you. That means a lot"

#DadJoke

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Caption that reads, "When it's New Years Eve and someone says 'see you next year'" above a pic of a guy laughing sarcastically

Hilarious, Dad!!

Pic of a washed-up jellyfish-like creature on the beach wearing sunglasses; someone messages below "What's kraken"

Groan

Caption that reads, "Me: *Cleaning my car;* Neighbor: 'Can you do mine next haha;" Me: ..." above pics of a red-headed kid making a sarcastic smile

HAR HAR HAR

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Caption that reads, "When the customer makes a stupid joke but you need the job so you give your best fake smile" above a pic of a cat with a big fake smile

"It Didn't Scan So It Must Be Free, Right?"

Twitter memes

14 Sassy Tweets From Hilarious Canadian Politician Norm Kelly

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Mom and stepdad force 18-year-old to pay £150 a month in rent, forbid her from watching TV without permission or eating takeout in front of her younger brother: 'I'm not allowed to lie down on the couch'

Mom and stepdad force 18-year-old to pay £150 a month in rent, forbid her from watching TV without permission or eating takeout in front of her younger brother: 'I'm not allowed to lie down on the couch'

Tolkien Tuesday: The Best Lord of the Rings Memes This Week (November 11, 2025)

Tolkien Tuesday: The Best Lord of the Rings Memes This Week (November 11, 2025)

Family demands to stay at couple's one-bedroom apartment for Christmas, husband agrees behind wife's back, who refuses to give in: ‘Space is already so limited’

Family demands to stay at couple's one-bedroom apartment for Christmas, husband agrees behind wife's back, who refuses to give in: ‘Space is already so limited’

Employee purposefully slows down productivity to show how he's carrying the team, his coworkers flip out: 'I was the mug that covered for everybody and was then doing 5 peoples jobs, [then] I decided to work at the pace of everyone else'

Employee purposefully slows down productivity to show how he's carrying the team, his coworkers flip out: 'I was the mug that covered for everybody and was then doing 5 peoples jobs, [then] I decided to work at the pace of everyone else'

26 Memes to Dull the Sharp Edges

26 Memes to Dull the Sharp Edges

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