crocs

THE SMOKESCREEN doesn't hide the fact that you're wearing crocs

I wouldn't wear these shoes if I was paid to do so and they were hand-Taylored for me and me alone. - Matty Malaprop

Want more fashion fails? We've got you covered... at least partially, that is.

CROCS possibly more appealing than these

POOR KERNING a close runner up

CROCS safe and effective birth control

I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH to allow you to go into public looking like this

WHEN LIFE GETS HARD let a guy with pink crocs push your car