Are you a good little lad who deserves a treat? Do you want a little cranberry tart to tide you over until suppertime? Are you going to huff and puff and groan and moan until you get it? Well, bad luck, son. There has been a treat shortage in Bethesda, Maryland, which is the town where we live. No, I'm afraid that even the most good little boys are not getting any Klondike bars today. No sirree. Instead, you've just got twenty-nine memes to take in. No need to cry! Memes are just as good as cre…

It's called fashion, sweaty. Look it up.

Some memes are just better than others. There's a conspiracy theory amongst older generations that because millennials were given participation trophies, they feel like they are way better than they actually are. Boomers fail to realize that kids could, and still can, tell the difference between an award everyone got and one they earned. For instance, when I was in high school, I won the award “Most Likely To Fall Off Of The Risers” in choir class. I wish I could tell you that earning this most…

Absurd and wholesome

With its increase in sales, high fashion updates and multiple celebrity endorsements, the 2020s are shaping up as the era of the croc renaissance. Comfortable and now fashionable too, people are converting to the footwear in their droves. However, this newfound appreciation is not all sunshine and rainbows. This was proved by Twitter user @tresdessert , who recently stumbled upon a horrifying croc-based abomination. Dubbed an “extremely cursed croc golem”, the photo appears to show a humanoid/c…

Truly hideous footwear never goes out of style.

Yikes.