If you've never seen a Resident Evil movie, haven't played the games, and are dying to know what the series is all about - well, you're in luck. In this titillating video, the entire movie timeline gets explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding stuck in one, extremely inconvenient infected lab. Every movie from Resident Evil to Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. We'll see about Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City. It's a reboot. So it doesn't really count. OKAY!?