It seems like certain heroes have been played by the same person…forever. Hugh Jackman practically is Logan to a generation of people. But what if the musical-loving Aussie wasn't available? Would Wolverine have been better portrayed Mario-era Bob Hoskins, Russell Crowe , or The Misfits' Danzig? Prrrrrobably not.

Playing the same kind of character isn't relegated to “that guys” like Luis Guzman. Sometimes even the most famous actors like Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds get typecast. Not as just as hotties with naughty bodies, but as, like, creatures trying to evolve into new lifeforms and stuff. "Doctor" Jordan Breeding and Your Brain On Cracked return to diagnose these disturbing trends. Bonus? There's loads of Mads Mikkelsen in this vide.

Were you scarred by Sunday school as a kid? Did your mom make you go to confession every week in the hopes that the priest would reveal your darkest secrets? Well, we can't promise that this animated video won't give you PTSD , but we think this might be an exception. What's more cathartic than watching someone kind of call out the bible after all those obligatory readings?

If you've never seen a Resident Evil movie, haven't played the games, and are dying to know what the series is all about - well, you're in luck. In this titillating video, the entire movie timeline gets explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding stuck in one, extremely inconvenient infected lab. Every movie from Resident Evil to Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. We'll see about Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City. It's a reboot. So it doesn't really count. OKAY!?

Don't buy into the hype

The more you know.

Dude's...unwell

What would happen if movie women approached sex like movie men? What if movie men did rom-coms like movie women? And why the heck don't we have a gay noir yet!? In this episode of ‘Your Brain On Cracked,’ "Doctor" Jordan Breeding sets out to diagnose just how angry and confused everybody would be. And sprinkles the whole video with a ridiculous amount of dick and sex jokes. What's not to like?

Are dystopias really *that* bad?

Unless you spend your entire life on a farm in the middle of nowhere, it's likely you will have to deal with neighbor drama at some point. Whether it's the family upstairs who apparently wear concrete shoes or that dude who keeps parking in front of your driveway, people are often at their worst when they're close to home. Technology has tried to find a solution in the form of the neighborhood app ; in theory, they allow us to sort our petty disputes and maybe even create a sense community alon…