Picture this: It's Wednesday night, and you and your partner (or cat, or dog, or Real Doll) are posting up on the couch, getting ready to veg out after a hearty dinner delivered by one of those apps that takes a huge cut from the restaurant's profits. All you have to do is pick something to watch. At first, this seems like an easy task. But it is no easy feat. Somehow with Hulu, Netflix, Prime Video, HBO Max, and, what's it called? Peacock? Whatever. There's never anything good to watch. And ye…

Are YOU a millennial who is gradually accepting that they will never be able to buy a house that is completely dilapidated? Well, Cracked's got a video for you. While things may seem simple for people on House Hunters , the honest truth is that real estate companies and realtors are total scum. What if they told people the truth about who they are and how they're screwing the people? Well, this is what it would sound like.

If you still haven't seen Marvel's Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness , you're not alone. I'm right here with you. Feeling like an awful Marvel fan and a worse one of the Doctor Strange films. As much as I love Sam Raimi, Benedict Cumberbatch , and Benedict Wong, I haven't been able to buy a ticket and lug my tired body to a theater. I feel like my tired mind can't handle what seems like a few hours of vertigo. Soon, I say, every time a friend mentions the film or I stumble upon a spoi…

The MCU, DCEU, Fast & Furious and other series are all about creating cool supervillains for our heroes to duke it out with, and yet they're all starting to feel a little samey. "Doctor" Jordan Breeding and Your Brain On Cracked are here to point that out and hopefully make it all stop.

Today Cracked finally reveals some disturbing, secret Sonic the Hedgehog lore that Sega almost certainly wishes they'd leave well enough alone. This... is CanonBall.

The only driver that accepts tips intravenously.

As a former sports skeptic, I always found that melodramatic sports movies like Remember the Titans and Miracle were more interesting than the recreational activities they were written about. They were mostly shorter than the games (or matches) themselves, and generally had a better ratio of hunks, which kept my teenage boy-crazy ass satisfied. As entertaining as the films were, it's pretty clear that Hollywood writers don't play sports. But that doesn't mean they don't create insane sports tro…

Cracked returns to the The Matrix: Resurrections with only $20 in their hands. After all this time.

We don't know what they spent on Spider-Man: No Way Home but...Cracked spent a lot less. Their clever take on the action-packed trailer is a lot more boozy , features a lot more drugs, and a very appropriate avocado. You'll see what we mean.

This week the gang has on Brian Murphy from Not Another DnD Podcast to talk about the utter mundaneness of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

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The entire Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City reboot movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding stuck in one, extremely inconvenient marriage therapy session with his clone. Hopefully this reboot doesn't get a reboot sequel.

Ever see a movie that you think you could easily make…less bad? Hollywood makes a lot of bad movies, but "Doctor" Jordan Breeding is here to help fix some of the worst ones like Twilight , Batman V Superman , Indiana Jones: Crystal Skull , and every Pirates of the Caribbean after the first one. It really wouldn't be that hard.

What would happen if crowdfunding sites like Kickstarter, GoFundMe, Indiegogo and others were actually honest? They probably wouldn't raise any funds at all.