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Many AmazonBasics products are basically identical to popular items sold by competitors. Whether it's knocking off conglomerates like Williams-Sonoma or smaller creators like Peak Design, here's a look at how there's no honor among the private-label thieves at Amazon HQ. 

The entire Fast & Furious movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding trapped in one, extremely inconveniently moving car PERFORMING INSANE STUNTS. Every movie from The Fast and the Furious to the new F9: The Fast Saga (including the short films) movie gets covered. Hopefully they don't actually finish F10.

We grabbed $20, and remade Mission Impossible: Fallout for ourselves. Then we deleted a bunch of scenes and couldn't stop laughing. These are those parts.

Jordan Breeding of Cracked and Karl Smallwood of Fact Fiend head back to World War II to discuss how freaking obsessed Americans are with ice cream, how nuts the British go for tea, and how nobody really likes carrots. It's a history lesson, kids.

Out of all the characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Loki is the only one who could get away with trying to kill us all twice, dying three times, and then still getting his own Disney+ show. But, before MCU Loki came along, the lovable scamp already had 50 years of villainous stories in the comics - stories like Loki's unhealthy obsessions with candy and eugenics, his troubling love of female identity theft, and the time he turned the god of thunder into the frog of thunder..

Easter eggs, by definition, are fun little extras. Never does an Easter egg shatter your hold on reality, make you question the fundamentals of your existence, or send you reeling with existential horror... until TODAY. Dr. Jordan Breeding and Your Brain On Cracked return to analyze how Star Wars, Waldo, Kevin McCallister, Pokemon, Mel Gibson, and WALL-E are all tied together in a grand tale about the destruction of the universe... or something.

You know how you hated learning square dancing in gym class? Well, now you have a good reason. Henry Ford forced schools to teach swinging your pardner round so he could fight against jazz (which he thought was invented by the Jews?). 

Jordan Breeding of Cracked and Karl Smallwood of Fact Fiend discuss Iran's government's clumsy, expensive attempts to protect its people from Will Ferrell's crotch. They also discuss other goofy censorship attempts and Rocket Launcher Jesus.

The entire Saw movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding tied up in one, extremely inconvenient basement FULL OF TRAPS. Every movie from Saw I to the new Spiral movie gets covered. This is a brave effort. And one that makes...a lot of good points.

The 2021 Mortal Kombat was pretty cool (like Sub-Zero level cool), but what if it was even MORE cool (like Sub-Zero level cool!?). A Script Doctor and his assistant offer a few solutions presented through animated story board animatics! SUBSCRIBE HERE!

Jordan Breeding of Cracked and Karl Smallwood of Fact Fiend discuss the time Pixar's Toy Story 2 got deleted TWICE since Karl clearly didn't read the script ahead of time.

Mario's video games tend to be pretty tame and straightforward, but any time he warps into another medium things get freaking wild. From R-Rated manga to adult videos to ice capades, Mario's non-gaming adventures are mostly experiences Nintendo probably wants to keep buried. But we're unearthing them, because this... is CanonBall. 

Star Wars "Legends" content has always been pretty variable in quality, but we're not interested in the safe stuff like Thrawn or Mara Jade—we're talkin' Luke seducing multiple dead girls, Leia trying to delay puberty through dance, and Jedi masters named after, uh, self love. This is Canonball.