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What would happen if movie women approached sex like movie men? What if movie men did rom-coms like movie women? And why the heck don't we have a gay noir yet!? In this episode of ‘Your Brain On Cracked,’ "Doctor" Jordan Breeding sets out to diagnose just how angry and confused everybody would be. And sprinkles the whole video with a ridiculous amount of dick and sex jokes. What's not to like?
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Unless you spend your entire life on a farm in the middle of nowhere, it's likely you will have to deal with neighbor drama at some point. Whether it's the family upstairs who apparently wear concrete shoes or that dude who keeps parking in front of your driveway, people are often at their worst when they're close to home. Technology has tried to find a solution in the form of the neighborhood app ; in theory, they allow us to sort our petty disputes and maybe even create a sense community alon…
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A classic franchise, pasta, and a little trademark suspense. What more could you ask for? Final Destination is long overdue the Cracked treatment, which Jordan Breeding does his best with even with the looming threat of his own mortality hung over his head. All five movies get a blow-by-blow analysis that would be impressive even if he wasn't outsmarting death himself at the same time. Although admittedly, it does come at the expense of the noodles.
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