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Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.
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Employee starts 8 hour finance shift at 7 AM, boss reprimands him for his 'schedule and visibility': 'Most people come in around nine and leave around six'
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HR sends out automated email warning employee their 'engagement score' has dropped 7 points, fails to realize he was working on a deep-work project
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18-year-old refuses to invite his stepmom to his high school graduation because she locked him in a room when he was 6: 'She just doesn't know how to act.'
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22-year-old college student forbids dad from bringing his girlfriend of 8 months to his graduation because he only has 4 tickets for his mom, dad, brother, and grandma
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31-year-old aunt left with surprise babysitting duty at a family party, so she takes her 7-year-old niece home to make a point to her entitled sister: ‘Don’t dump your kid on me and leave’
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