cookies

The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop

Just try not to eat too many of them, okay? I wouldn't want your weight to explode under a caloric Vulcan death grip. - Matty Malaprop

The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop

NO! NO! CTRL + Z!! I was a little heated when I said those hurtful things! I know I ovenreacted, but now that I've cooled off, I want to say I'm sorry! - Matty Malaprop

That doe sure is sweet.