confused

How did you get on my plane?

(Mitt Romney)

What Western transportation sorcery is this?!

"DO YOU SEE WHAT TIME IT IS!?!?!" "You don't have on a watch, Joe."

(Barack Obama, Joe Biden)

NOT SURE IF HOMELESS OR OCCUPIER

(Barack Obama)

RULE 63 I'm confused...

CONFUSED GRASSHOPPER is confused

Last year we had sad, tasteless tweens whining about "Arcade Fires," and this year we have people confused about Bonnie Bears. Stay free, Grammys. - Matty Malaprop

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NOT WHAT HE THOUGHT SHE MEANT when she said she was going to ride hi