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Comedian Applies To A Job At NASA, Gets Hilarious Rejection Letter

In the words of the great Wayne Gretzky, you miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. Apparently comedian Alex Falcone decided to live by that motto when he applied for a job at NASA that he was comically unqualified for. Predictably, he was promptly rejected from said job, but lucky for us NASA sent him an incredibly amusing and snarky letter in return.

Guy applies to a job at NASA as a joke and gets amusing rejection letter in return | NASA Rejection Letter Alex Falcone Jun 17 3 min read may recall back March, NASA accepted applications their 2021 class astronauts been dreaming about this since small child, so couldn't wait apply. Sadly received bad news this week my application not accepted posted entire rejection letter here hopes saving others heartbreak trying live dreams. Don't shoot stars because if miss float aimlessly into cold, dark v
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Fifteen Times John Mulaney Had Us LOLing

John Mulaney is just one of those comedians that most people can agree is hilarious. Scroll down for some of our favorite moments from the man himself! You can watch his stand-up special New in Town here!

Funny memes and moments from comedian John Mulaney | Thirteen-year-olds are meanest people world. They terrify ihis day because 8th graders will make fun but an accurate way. They will get thing don't like about They don't even have look at long. They'll just be like Ha, ha, ha, ha, hey, look at high waisted man. He got feminine hips And l'm like No s thing sensitive about.
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'Ordinary People Memes' Take Relatability To A Weirdly Depressing New Level

Portland comedian @jayshingle is the mastermind of the bizarre and eerily depressing "Ordinary People Memes" Instagram account. The memes pair incredibly banal text with photos of, well, very ordinary people - and the results range from amusingly relatable to slightly dark and lonely. We hesitate to refer to them as a commentary on the volume of inanely basic tweets and memes, but they're definitely a weird palate cleanser after scrolling through pandering low-effort content.

Ordinary people memes, relatable memes, eerie memes, depressing memes, creepy memes | Oh think cancelled think inserted chip too quickly Should pull out? | Can get more bread?
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Rejected Comedian Gets What He Deserves After Verbally Abusing Date

Comedian Shane Hoban has had better days. So was a former date who got a lot more than she bargained for after telling the Boston resident that she didn't wish to pursue a relationship with him. Her respectful text is honest and even generously nice. She even wishes him luck at his upcoming show. That kindness is met with alarming aggression, abusive language, and disturbing threats. Fortunately the internet has helped make sure Hoban gets what is coming to him. 


Shane Hoban comedy show cancelled after he uses abusive language with date | Hi! Sorry I didn't shoot you a text back yesterday - just want to be honest I'm not sure I feel a huge connection here and I don't want to waste your time tonight (and I'll likely have to hang around this networking event tonight to find potential clients). I'm gonna have to pass on meeting up for drinks. Really wishing you the best and good luck on your show on Friday! You're not even my type either you're some dumb
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Classic Mitch Hedberg Jokes That Just Hit Right

Comedian Mitch Hedberg would have been 58 this week. It's hard to believe he's been gone for almost fifteen years. Hedberg's wit was so quirky, so singular. There will never be another comic like him. To celebrate his too-short life, we've rounded up some of his classic zingers. If we keep laughing it's kind of like he's still around. 

Funny mitch hedberg jokes | My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says Mitch, don't use liquor as crutch can't use liquor as crutch because crutch helps walk.
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Senioritis-Ridden Comedians Who've Mastered The Art Of The Senior Quote

Teenagers get a bad rap pretty much just for existing, but everyone seems to conveniently forget when they do great things, like write these hilarious senior yearbook quotes. So here's to you, graduates! Now please have some college memes because pains of life are just getting started, baby.

Funny senior quotes written by high school seniors | person in tuxedo with long hair in a bun and stretched earlobes: course dress well didn't spend all time closet nothing neutral | twins yearbook Darwin Bunait Dollar Bunait Ctrl C Ctrl V
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'Cheers I'll Drink To That Bro' Memes Feature The One And Only Eric Andre

This meme has been around for a minute, but we'll always love it no matter how old it gets. It features Eric Andre cheers-ing with a bottle of ranch dressing. 

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Funny dank memes featuring Eric Andre saying, "Cheers, I'll drink to that bro" dressed in a pink hat and sunglasses and holding up a bottle | KILLED BY ALCOHOL& TEMPERATURES ABOVE 57 DEGREES! WORLDOFBUZZ.COM Experts Say Deadly Wuhan Virus Can Be Killed By Alcohol High Temperatures! cheers drink bro. pass exam with 69 memebase cheers drink bro
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Fifteen Offended Memes You Can Also Agree With

This meme, featuring comedian James Acaster, is giving us major "you're not wrong, you're just an a-hole" vibes. It's being used for self-deprecation, which is a form of comedy we'll always get behind.

Funny dank memes entitled, "Never before have I been so offended by something I 100 percent agree with" featuring comedian James Acaster | MEMES ARE JUST INSIDE JOKES SHARE WITH COMPLETE STRANGERS INSTEAD REAL FRIENDS CHANGE MY MIND Never before have been so offended by something one hundred percent agree with. Narkissos Stop saying life is joke s not. Jokes have meaning. Never before have been so offended by something one hundred percent agree with.
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Girly Memes For The Basic B*tch In All Of Us

We never wanted to be that chick whining about breaking her nail, but here we are. No matter how hard you try, most women have moments like this that feel like we are feeding into unfortunate stereotypes. But you know what? That's okay! We're not hurting anyone, and anyway, sometimes it's fun to be basic.

Funny memes about bei ng a woman, cringe
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