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How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop

And it should come as a surprise to no one that they're milking the mission for all its worth from a public opinion perspective. - Matty Malaprop

... and behind that man is soon to be ex-girlfriend. - Matty Malaprop

This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop

With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

Get that chip off your shoulder, and then maybe we can see if we can make things work. - Matty Malaprop

The internet grows and changes and evolves literally every second of every day... and yet somehow Harry Potter always remains king. - Matty Malaprop