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The concept is cliché, sure, but the commentary really helps exemplify the hilarity of this scherzo. - Matty Malaprop

And this after all his talk of always being a head of the crowd when it comes to being on time. So disappointing! - Matty Malaprop

Is this the part where the laugh track kicks in? - Matty Malaprop

If her last name was Witherspatula, do you think we'd still have to suffer these cliché puns quite as frequently? - Matty Malaprop

Seriously woman, get off his breastplate! Can't a guy head to the tavern ONCE A WEEK without you knowing his every move in the process? - Matty Malaprop

... but I don't really get the punch line... maybe it's just too labyrinthian for my small brain to understand! - Matty Malaprop

I just want you all to know that this is only on the front page because YOU all said you liked it. I wash my hands of this whole sappy quotidian matter! - Matty Malaprop

Revel in your 15 minutes while you can, patchy. It won't be long before it blows right on over. - Matty Malaprop

WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? - Matty Malaprop

Also #Obligatory:

Well, I suppose their primary product line is intended for a certain kind of feline... - Matty Malaprop

Tony Stark? More like TONY STARCH! #lololololololwaitthatwasn'tevenveryfunny - Matty Malaprop

Stupid joke is stupid... but also, KITTEHS! - Matty Malaprop

If the comments on this post deteriorate into a "Who's on first" gag, I swear to god punmasters... - Matty Malaprop

OKAY I GET IT SHUFFLING SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF OTHER WORDS BUT THAT SONG'S NOT EVEN VERY GOOD AND THE BEST PUN BASED ON IT IS THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO POST SO CAN WE PLEASE BE DONE NOW? - Matty Malaprop