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The whole "white people don't season their food" thing sometimes feels offensive to those of us who lack melanin and worship the spice cabinet, but this Twitter story is proof that the stereotype exists for good reason. Twitter user @cavebeauty experienced the horror first-hand at a company potluck when her colleague brought raw chicken and a deep fryer to the event. Not only did he decline seasoning the chicken before frying it, but he was handling the chicken with his bare hands and touching stuff without washing them. Disturbing. Hopefully you'll read this nightmare long after digging into lunch. 

In case you haven't heard about the Great Sandwich War of 2019...well, it's a thing. Because apparently that's what's important in people's lives right now. Not, you know, the fact that the Amazon Rain Forest is burning down, or the political turmoil happening throughout the world. Nope, it's the chicken sandwiches that matter.

Anyway, have a lovely day and enjoy these memes about fried chicken sandwiches! Or whatever! Who cares!

Have you ever seen America this divided over something? Aside from the 2016 presidential elections, we think not. 

Popeyes and Chick-fil-A came out with a new fried chicken sandwich at the same time and it's created quite the heated debate on Twitter under the hashtag "chicken wars." Even Twitter troll-master Wendy's has gotten in on the roasting, which is a surprise to absolutely no one.

It seems that Twitter has already chosen Popeyes as the winner, but of course you'll have to make the call on your own once you try both!

You know what, birds (more affectionately known as birbs in the meme world) really don't get enough credit - it's generally cats and dogs that have our attention. But when we think about it, half of our favorite memes involve birds doing something ridiculous, so today we're sharing 13 birb memes that'll make you screm so loud.

Very few things bring us as much joy as chicken shaming. The practice is equal parts ridiculous and hilarious - a strong animal content combo!