By the bucket?

Nutella is how much?

Not that kind

Hagrid got zaddyfied...?

How bad can it be?

Children have incredibly creative minds and use this creativity in numerous ways. At my elementary school, the innocents used their childlike wonder to create the grossest monstrosity of food ever concocted. This activity was usually limited to kids who bought lunch at the cafeteria. It's much more complicated to play with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and carrot sticks than it is to mix school milk with a fruit cocktail. Chicken strip day was always the grossest. People would pour strawbe…

Food, Glorious Food!

“His boss is never going to believe why he was late to the next few stops.”

What's better than this? Guys being dudes!

King

"The Lord's choice of fast-food."

In my humble opinion, the greatest song ever written is Gilda Radner's “ Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals .” In that tune, the original SNL cast member revealed some timeless truths about the animal kingdom. That song isn't really about being dirty or nasty or filthy. It's about camaraderie. Non-human animals don't want to be talked down to or patronized. Animals are people to, and they deserve to be talked to dirty just as much as anybody else. If you've never heard Gilda Radner tell an alligat…

Don't get me started on Wingstop!

. Whoever said dogs were “Man's Best Friend” forgot to include penguins, raccoons , salmon, and all animals in the animal kingdom. Animals are the light of our lives. They deserve parades and non-toxic cakes celebrating their existence. Disney's Animal Kingdom is just that; a theme park devoted to celebrating animals 365 days a year. They say it's not a zoo, but it's totally a zoo. Animal Kingdom is 33% depictions of wildlife in Asia and Africa, 33% Pandora the World of Avatar, and 33% DInoland…

Where's her Michelin star

Yeehaw! It's National Fried Chicken Day y'all! Fried chicken is probably my favorite food, so as you could imagine, this is a deeply reverent and vital holiday for me. If you don't know the difference between fried chicken, chicken fried steak, and chicken fried chicken, then today may not be your day. Fried chicken is one of the most delicious foods, no matter where you get it from. You are valid if you're a grocery store fried chicken diva. If you tend to go for one of the chain fried chicken…