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You'll never catch us condoning punching down or malicious bullying. However, we just can't help but lol when we see a YouTube influencer or high profile CEO or anonymous dumbass get brutally burned on the internet. Chances are, half the people getting roasted won't even see the joke, so what's the harm in enjoying some quality ownage? Contributors to r/rareinsults do a great job of cataloging instances of people getting annihilated in the comments by witty words. We've collected some of our favorite screenshots of killer insults found in the wild.

People like to talk real big on the internet but fortunately for us, sometimes these people get completely shut down and called out on their bullsh*t. And we're thankful for that because it's so satisfying to see it happen - even if it's not in real life. If people aren't at least trying to lie properly, they deserve for us to laugh at them.

Only masochists and the truly thick-skinned are brave enough to post their selfies to r/RoastMe, and even then, many regret the decision after experiencing burns so spicy, they develop new insecurities they never had before. We've got a handful of painful roasts people shared after one redditor asked r/RoastMe veterans which comments destroyed them the most. 

We here at Memebase aren't into bullying, and avoid confrontation, but damn do we enjoy these brutal insults vicariously. This batch of burns is creative, bitingly funny, and sometimes even cringey. But we have to hand it to the brave and imaginative souls responsible for these roasts.

Everyone's dreamt up the perfect clever comeback to someone who says something dumb and deserves to be owned, but we can't all be masters of wit all the time. We've collected a bunch of examples of times people served up some satisfying comebacks and retorts for the whole internet to see. We could probably learn a thing or two from these savages.

Some people never learn that if they say something stupid on the internet, chances are someone out there is going to destroy them with words, screenshot the exchange, and then immortalize that moment forever on Reddit. Not gonna lie, we love to see it. Who doesn't enjoy coming across a clever comment or comeback so spicy that you feel the urge to virtually high-flve the OP?

We've got a quality batch of witty retorts to stupid statements and those funny comments that get tucked away in long threads. 

If the internet's good for anything, it's watching strangers get wrecked and roasted in public forums, tweets, and comments. You'll never catch us condoning cyberbullying—threatening people online is never cool and that's not what this is about. But sometimes you gotta appreciate the trolls who are dedicated to crafting the perfect harmless burn. Whether a good insult is dished out in the style of an epic rant or terse jibe, we love to see how creative those rude internet poets can get in the comments section. 

Some insults are just so beautifully poetic that you can't even be mad about them. All you can really do is nod your head and say, "touche" while you stare off pensively into the distance. The following examples demonstrate flawless execution, grace, and poise and we certainly think they're deserving of our recognition!

If you're a fan of self-deprecating humor you'll absolutely love these brutal self-owns from r/suicidebywords. The subreddit is dedicated to people who go out of their way to mock themselves, sometimes to extremely dark results. We've put together some of their freshest masochistic tidbits, but there's loads more where these come. And they bring the pain.

Stereotypes can often be hurtful and offensive, but satirical 'starter pack' memes that make generalizations about extremely specific interest groups are pretty damn funny. Some of them are so specified, that imagining the personal beef someone must have had to make the meme in the first place is amusing in itself. Take a look at some fresh examples we gathered from r/starterpacks.

Back in 2018, researchers at the University of Michigan created the world's smallest computer, measuring just 1x1 mm. Unfortunately, the tiny device loses all of its programming and data as soon as it's turned off, so it's up in the air as to whether it actually has the "minimum functionality required" to count as a legitimate microcomputer. But fortunately for us, it's become part of this new dank meme, which features a picture of the tiny computer next to a grain of rice. Scroll down to see some of our favorite examples!

You're gonna need an ice pack after you read these sick burns from Twitter, Reddit and more!

The Wendy's Twitter manager isn't the only one with top-notch roasts; sometimes us regular people think of clever comebacks that leave the recipient with third-degree burns. We just hope the following will inspire you to think of your own! And check out Reddit's /r/CleverComebacks for loads more roast-y material!

When you need a good insult, sometimes you need a tried-and-true roast, while other times you may need to go the more creative route - the following tweets are perfect for that. Will people think you're completely insane? Probably, but at least you'll be amused, and that's the most important thing here.