It's not worth it

Too much description

Crow crow Power Rangers!

Quack Quack

Don't you dare resist!

Welcome to the jungle

Fast duck vs. Slow cat

Good effort, worm!

“Which animal am I” is one of those questions you usually don't want to know the answer to. Either you get an adorable animal like a cat, or you get one that truly makes you confront your reality as a human being. When I was growing up and this question came up, everyone would always say that I was a giraffe. This was not a particularly shocking answer, seeing as I was at least 5'9 by the time I was 12 years old. However, it did get old after a while that people were only seeing me for my tall…

Give him a smooch

"Serious goose" doesn't have the same ring to it

It's that time of year again, folks. The snow has finally melted, the sun is shining, and the migratory birds are back in town. I can finally enjoy the rare pleasure of birdwatching and lounging in my backyard, while ignoring the surrounding evidence of my neighbor's epic parties. Even with the cans and bottles that dapple our patio tables, my slice of urban paradise is primo ground for enjoying the birds that have been flitting around the neighborhood. Just sitting on my steps for a few minute…

So true

Do you feel welcomed to the DEEP SEA?

SQUACK

Life is a Jenga game, and I'm gonna play it all night long