As a kid, whenever I'd complain about being bored, my mother would tell me that only boring people are boring. Now that I'm a bit older I see that while she was attempting to get me to attack the ennui creatively, feeling boredom does not equate to being a dull individual. All you really need is some dumb memes or funny tweets to set you right. That's where we come in.
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Bad jokes are the worst jokes that came full circle and became good jokes.
If you work a depressing Monday through Friday nine to five gig, today might feel pretty damn shitty. It's always hard to say goodbye to the weekend's freedom and drag yourself back to your sad desk and computer. To help battle your working man's ennui, we've put together this assortment of funny memes and weird photoshops. Just don't let your boss see you laughing.
Sundays are weird. On one hand, you want to make the most of your last day of weekend freedom. On the other hand, you don't want to exert yourself so much that Monday sucks more than it inevitably will. The key to making the most of "the lord's day" is doing something that makes you happy but requires little to no energy. Memes are a great way to toe that line between fun and laziness, and we're serving up an extra large batch of them bad boys for your viewing pleasure.
You certainly don't have to be a dad to enjoy the art of the Dad Joke. Dad jokes do not discriminate - if you enjoy hearing people groan and seeing them roll their eyes when you tell a joke then congratulations, you're ready to be an honorary dad! Now all you need to do is use the following memes as inspiration!
There's a little dad in all of us. Laughing at terrible, terrible jokes. Secretly wanting to wear socks and sandals. Looking at lawn mowers with dreamy eyes. And most of all, wanting to make bad jokes at every opportunity. Well today is your lucky day, because we've got a list of really bad jokes to be memorized and repeated at inappropriate times. Go and make your dad proud.
Father's Day is coming up on Sunday, so we're bracing ourselves for some really bad dad jokes and capitalist Hallmark propaganda! The truth is, whether or not you have a father figure, these cringey jokes make the whole day worthwhile. Or at least distract you from the crowded restaurants and overly male gifts.
There are SO MANY fricking math puns we could make right now, but we'll spare you the annoyance. Before we go off on too much of a tangent about math puns, please enjoy these dumb math memes that would make any mathematician giggle like a little school girl. Why? Just cos.
Now that Mother's Day has come and gone, we can get back to our preferred dad-ly humor. Most meme makers are probably not fathers, but there are definitely tons of memes that are just brimming with dad jokes. This delightfully cringey assortment of pics is all the proof we need.
Work can be a dull, dreary place that you absolutely dread going to every morning, especially when your coworkers are lame as hell. These people, however, took it upon themselves to troll their coworkers and we applaud them for that. The jokes might be really bad, but at least they managed to make their work spaces a little more bearable!
Most humans with senses of humor can appreciate a good dad joke. They'll either make you laugh or roll your eyes - both reactions are strangely satisfying. Dad expert and Twitter personality @thedad has been dropping tweets that exemplify sh*t Dads say, and the rest of the social media site decided to follow in kind. The results will leave you feeling personally attacked whether or not you're an actual father.
