Good evening, or morning, internet users, abusers and even lamenters. It is not a big secret that life is a largely torturous experience, and that our blip of an existence is completely futile. That said, most of us can't help but crave the chance to do what we want with that fleeting amount of time. If we are being totally honest, the whole hustling and grinding things isn't particularly high on that list of chosen activities. So when the workweek is at our backs, or just starting (we hate you…

What is an “anti-meme?" It is a meme that looks like a meme, walks like a meme, talks like a meme, and maybe even smells like a meme, but has been stripped of its joke.

I don't care what anyone says, farts have got to be the pinnacle of body-related humor. In fact, we don't trust anyone who doesn't appreciate the humor of gas, be it a soft grumble, a high-pitched squeal, or a trumpet-sounding explosion. The sound of farts is funny, the smell of them a bit less so. Fart jokes have been tickling people and ticking them off for centuries if not longer. If you think you're beyond this kind of classic, we want nothing to do with you. While farty funny things are no…

They've got a point.

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

Truly awful

What are the chances?

They're unforgivable

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.

Wow.

Casual sartorial silliness.

You deserve this

Get ready for some groans.

We see you.

You deserve a break.