Good granny gone bad

Romeo and Ghoul-liette

Occupation: baby

Are you ‘you’ or are you just the third or fourth of that first matriarch or patriarch of your family who started this vain “tradition?”

Might not be the safest choice

No, my baby is not jacked

He didn't have to spend that much

When a meme gets personal

There's levels to this

She will not have an Aquarius!

Babies are difficult to integrate into friend groups

Another level of social niceties

Wah

I've watched enough gender reveal party videos to know that some parents are super particular about the sex of their baby. This desire for a boy or a girl doesn't always come from a nefarious place. Sometimes you build up an idea in your head about who your baby is going to be, and when the biological forces at be don't conform to that expectation, you're a little upset. There's truly nothing wrong with that. However, if you act angry or indignant towards your partner because you didn't get the…

Milk time

I know without a hint of doubt that I never want to be a parent. I just don’t have it in me. I’m terrible with children. They annoy me, they’re sometimes gross, and they make huge messes. I don’t know how you’re supposed to talk to kids without patronizing them. The overall arrangement wouldn’t be good for me or the child. But that doesn’t mean other people shouldn’t become parents. There are so many responsible, incredible individuals out there who would make perfect parents. There are also th…